I Need The Florence Welch Gatsby Cast Recording Yesterday. I Think It Would Fix All The Problems In My

When I tell you I screeched in sheer panic. I felt like a Trojan whos totally unsuspicious wooden horse offering burr open to reveal an army bent on destroying you.

Mr. Jalapeno YESTERDAY: The Wisdom Saga will come out in the next few months! Most likely smetime before the end of the year, but no promises!😉

Me: Oh ok, that seems reasonable. This saga sounds REALLY packed.

Mr. Jalapeno TODAY: The Wisdom Saga is coming out in 21 days.

Me: *panics in Winionese*

my friend just told me that she thinks billy batson would be in both the teen titans/young justice/sidekick groupchat and also the justice league groupchat and that he would send the kids groupchat screenshots of justice league drama

I’M SORRY. WHAT

Achilles writing the codex:

Oh… OH NO-

Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne are you Batman?

Bruce Wayne: What is a “Bat man?”

—

Vicki Vale: Mr. Drake are you Red Robin?

Tim Drake: Like the restaurant?

—

Vicki Vale: So Cassandra, are you Orphan?

Cassandra Cain: No I’m not an orphan. I have a dad.

—

Vicki Vale: Mr. Thomas are you Signal?

Duke Thomas: Am I what?

Vicki Vale: Are you the Bat Signal?

Duke Thomas: That is the stupidest question I’ve ever been asked.

—

Vicki Vale: Damian, are you Robin?

Damian Wayne: Tt, I am not a bird. Are you well, Ms. Vale? I’m concerned for your mental state.

when you start to like and suffer for a shipp without actually consuming the original work it comes from 🙂

LMK Epic AU Memes

I got bored and wanted to make some memes when I should be writing or sleeping ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes I intentionally used the Trojan horse meme

LMK Epic AU Masterpost

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 19 (feat Will meets the Parents)

Nico: Are you sure you want to do this? I know the Underworld isn't an ideal place for an Apollo kid

Will: No, I want to. If it means a lot to you for me to meet your parents, then so be it.

Nico: Are you sure? You know we can always just Iris Message them.

Will: Nico. I want you to know that I am serious about this relationship. I want your parents to know that too.

Nico: ... :) Okay. Let's go.

Will: Okay. But can I ask? Why's your sister coming with us?

Bianca: Oh, I'm here for your protection.

Will: Oh, well, that's a little relieving. Someone gets to protect us

Bianca: No. I'm here to protect you.

Will: ...huh?

Bianca: As Nico said, not an ideal place for an Apollo kid. The dangers outside of the palace are nothing we can't protect you from. But inside the palace...that's another story.

Will: What's inside the palace?

Bianca:

Nico:

Bianca: Something you should know is that there are people who would kill for us. And one of those people is... Mr Achilles.

Will: Achilles? ...wait, as in the Greek warrior Achilles?

Nico: Yes, and he's very protective of us, if we do say so ourselves.

Will: But...what does he have against me?

Bianca: Nothing! Of course he has nothing against you. Your father on the other hand...

Nico: Well, you know how the story of Patroclus and Achilles ended...

Will: ...Oh, fuck.

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Nico, Will, Bianca: *peeking into the hall*

Nico: Okay, here's the plan. Will, you stick with me. Under no circumstances are you allowed to let go of my hand. Bianca, distract Mr Achilles if he gets in our way. We'll run past and go to my room. We'll stay there until dinner.

Bianca: Got it.

Will: Wont your dad be suspicious why Bianca's here but you're not?

Bianca: I'll just tell them that you're tired from the travel and went to your room

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Bianca: Mr. Achilles. Hi, it's been a while.

Achilles: Bianca, this is a surprise. Where's your brother?

Bianca, looking at Nico and Will running past: He got too tired and went straight to his room to rest.

Achilles: Oh, how unfortunate.

Nico and Will: *tip toe-ing past them but then encounters Cerby*

Cerby: *excited to see Nico*

Nico:

Will:

Nico: Down, boy.

---Later---

Bianca: What in our father's name happened?!?!?!

Nico: *panting* We ran into Cerby. He saw Will's sun globe and wanted to paly fetch.

Will: *panting* You're buying me a new one.

Bianca: I had to distract Mr. Achilles for a long time. You have any idea how much work that takes?

Nico: Just ask him how his relationship with Mr Patroclus is going. He'll talk about it for hours.

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Hades: Nico, would you like to introduce your guest?

Nico: Uhm...

Will: *squeezes his hand*

Nico, looking at him and smiles: Papa, Mammina, this is my boyfriend, Will.

Will: Hello. It's an honor to meet the both of you *bows*

Persephone: Aw, Nico, he's adorable. He's like a little ball of sunshine.

Bianca: Yeah, he gets that a lot.

Hades: Well, William, I hope that you'll enjoy dinner with us.

Will: Looking forward to it, sir.

At dinner:

Persephone: Has he met Achilles yet?

Nico: No, we're trying to keep them away from each other

Hades: Good thinking.

The time is coming

Guys, it has been a wild ride, but, alas, I'm here to bring you some mixed news.

Unfortunately, we are reaching the end of the ShadowPeach Bio Parents AU. Part 8 is almost done and Part 9 will be anywhere between 11 and 15 chapters posted every other day.

Do not despair! I haven't lost motivation or anything. This ending was planned since the beginning (July 2024)

But! Let's not make this a sad event! Instead, I'm planning a pletora of activities that'll keep you busy while our story reach its end.

Shadowpeach takeover 2, Electric Boogaloo!

That's right! We are back baby! It's still too early to give you a specific date, but you can expect the next takeover to be anywhere between March 6th to March 15th. So you have one full month to prepare any kind of post! Remember, ANY kind of post (even just a text post with the tag)

This time the stakes are not so high, we only aim to bring the #Lego Monkie Kid tag at n°1 place on the trending page!

The reward? Just the same, 2 updates on the same day!

Road To Parenthood - Art Contest!

The AU is now counting at more than 1260 panels! But some scenes stayed with us more than others. In occasion of the ending, I'm running an art contest! Re-draw your favourite panel from the story! (can be done in any medium!) and tag it with the #Road To Parenthood tag to partecipate!

The winner will receive a signed print of the original panel!

You have time until March 8th to upload your piece! The winner will be selected from a random selection from the top 10 fanarts!

You CAN REBLOG/REPOST one of your OLD fanarts of the AU for the contest! You can also use the same piece for the takeover as a submission! Just be sure to use the right tag!

Final Party!

Finally! The very last chapter WONT be a series of images, but only a video. a VERY special video! Expect to have another premiere on my YT+ having the video posted here on Tumblr as well!

On the day of the finale (which will be on a saturday, dw), I'll be hosting a 3 hours Livestream on my TWITCH PAGE BEFORE the video comes out, in which we will go through the ENTIRE STORY together, as I give my commentary to every chapter!

Again, thank you for all the support until now, I hope you will all enjoy what's coming next as much as I envisioned in all these months!

Icons, truly