Changed My User Name Again (it's A TWOO Reference) >:)

HTTYD BOOK HEADCANONS!!!

Hiccup hates being hugged because normally when people grab him it's because they're trying to hold him still so they can kill him.

Fishlegs was born premature.

Camicazi hates coconuts.

Hiccup is autistic.

If Hiccup had Spotify his favourite band would be either ABBA or The Cranberries.

Because Hiccup spent a whole book speaking pretty much only dragonese he sometimes forgets words in English when he's talking to people.

Hiccup used to hide his slave mark from his dad by wearing his helmet to sleep. He did this for a month after he got it and then just decided he was being paranoid and stopped.

Camicazi believes in the toothfairy and Fishlegs keeps trying to convince her it doesn't exist because he never gets money from his teeth.

Fishlegs once tore his hut apart looking for his lobster claw necklace and had to ask Hiccup to help him look and it turned out to just be under his bed.

Fishlegs us scared of mice

In book 4 it says Camicazi admires Hiccup so I think she sees him as sort of a leader or older brother.

Camicazi's favourite colour is red.

Fishlegs at first didn't like Camicazi very much but as they hung out more he started liking her a lot more and now they're besties.

Toothles would sell Hiccup to Alvin for a snack.

I feel like I need a little nickname for you people to call me. Does anyone have any suggestions?? Maybe Milo, Bailey, Table, Cable idk I just feel like I need a name that isn't not0an0alien

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

October - December httyd books doodles dump!

Listen I'm actually rooting for normalizing platonic relationships between men but then again it's not my fault that all of them are written like they fuck so

Leo Valdez headcanons

Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down

He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess

When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious

HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY

Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex

Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)

Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity

He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four

Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures

Goths in chunky boots🖤

Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset

The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes

Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much

Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him

Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of

Should I pitch him to Lucasfilms?

(His name is Jaggle Yang btw)

My favourite part about my hero is the fact Bakugo is literally just a guy. He's got no soul crushing backstory, he's got married parents with well paying jobs, he's always been highly respected by his peers and the one thing that could've been used to a traumatic backstory (the sludge monster) no one takes seriously because of the hey UA video and I honestly don't think it traumatised him that bad cus that's pretty much the only time it's ever brought up and it's done so in a comedic light. Even the fandom reaches to give this kid a struggle so we all just decided he's hard of hearingand got PTSD from the sludge monster. HE reaches to give himself a backstory. That's why he hates Deku for helping him out of the creek. And the best part? HIM BEING LITERALLY JUST A GUY IS PIVOTAL IN HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ARC

This reminded me of this picture I have, I unfortunately don't remember the original artist/poster but its a very accurate description of my thoughts on the loss of our beloved dollar menu

idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay