This reminded me of this picture I have, I unfortunately don't remember the original artist/poster but its a very accurate description of my thoughts on the loss of our beloved dollar menu
idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay
This reminds me of the part in book 11 when Camicazi says she's in need of exercise and Fishlegs says "this is not some Viking version of girls get fit" idk if girls get fit is a show or one of those dumbass weight loss DVDs for 7 year olds or just some random yoga class but it feels a little future reference to me.
Flipping through book 1 again and discovering
BARCODE?????
Barcode??
In viking Book?
Barcode in ye olde book??
Barcode in ye olde book by Viking who Did Not have computers??????
Why barcode what how??
How they use barcode
Why, how, how and why?
Barcode scanning dragons?
Scanners in Dragon Eyeballs?
Fucking
Laser beams in their eyeballs to scan barcodes????
How
How would they have figured that out?
How would that come about in the first place???
Many questions
14 years and theres still new things i find in this book, truly impressed, truly baffling
Barcode.....
Why does Jason keep just getting knocked out?
Nvm my stupid ass got rejected 💀
If he doesn't look at me the way hiccup looks at Astrid I'm sorry but I don't fucking want it.
Just got adopted by hiccup and Astrid in character ai. Life is good.
This is a "little doodle version of Astrid that jumps out from a pile of skulls and throws an axe in the end credits of race to the edge" appreciation post. You may stop and appreciate her. That is all.
Percy lays on Annabeth's chest while she reads and tries to figure out what's going on by listening to her heartbeat.
ITS THE 29TH OF FEBRUARY TODAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HICCUP!!
Had to add onto this and just let yall know Leo's mother had a closed casket funeral so he didn't even get to see her one last time before they put her in the ground and not one person at the funeral asked if he was okay (because they all thought he did it) so he sat in a corner at the wake and cried
Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down
He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess
When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious
HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY
Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex
Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)
Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity
He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four
Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures
Goths in chunky boots🖤
Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset
The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes
Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much
Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him
I hate periods i have to pretend to be Jason Grace to cope with the agony my uterus is causing me