Had To Add Onto This And Just Let Yall Know Leo's Mother Had A Closed Casket Funeral So He Didn't Even

Had to add onto this and just let yall know Leo's mother had a closed casket funeral so he didn't even get to see her one last time before they put her in the ground and not one person at the funeral asked if he was okay (because they all thought he did it) so he sat in a corner at the wake and cried

Leo Valdez headcanons

Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down

He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess

When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious

HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY

Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex

Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)

Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity

He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four

Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures

Goths in chunky boots🖤

Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset

The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes

Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much

Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him

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BARCODE?????

Barcode??

In viking Book?

Barcode in ye olde book??

Barcode in ye olde book by Viking who Did Not have computers??????

Why barcode what how??

How they use barcode

Why, how, how and why?

Barcode scanning dragons?

Scanners in Dragon Eyeballs?

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Barcode.....

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