What If You Put Milk In A Humidifier And Put A Lactose Intolerant Person In A Chamber With It And Watched

That moment when they bodyswap and Bodkin has the sudden realisation that Xar is in crippling pain all the time because of his hand but still tries to joke around and make people laugh and he literally never mentions that the whole time he's in agony.

I wrote an essay about this

Valka takes a lot of flack for abandoning Hiccup and Stoick, but not nearly enough people hate on Stoick (imho).

Stoick was also an awful father?

He isolated Hiccup, set unrealistic expectations, publically humiliated his son for years, he absolutely refused to be understanding or reasonable until he was faced with defeat and failure.

Hiccup had to adapt to become more aggressive (as seen in RTTE) or have his father absolutely bulldoze over his ideas and his personhood.

Stoick became a better father when Hiccup was nearly an adult already, but he utterly failed Hiccup when he was a child and thats 100% worth mentioning and addressing.

Me and bro celebrating after beating the dating allegations

This was peak cinema

sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27

As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

There's no way Tumblr is real because a fandom can be dead for more than 15 years and people on tumblr will be posting fanart, head canons, analyses, fanfictions, headcanons, memes, role plays and everything else a fandom has ever had. It's like a weird ass colony of underwater fungi that's isolated from the rest of the world that no one knows about

MORE HTTYD BOOK HEADCANONS SINCE YALL LIKED THE LAST BATCH!!

if camicazi had Spotify I'm 100% positive her favourite song would be figjam by butterfingers.

If Fishlegs had Spotify I feel like he'd really just use it for podcasts and audio books but if he had to listen to anything it'd probably be whatever he thinks his friends like since he's flexible with music genres and stuff

Hiccup = radio head, 21 pilots, maroon 5, Abba, the cranberries.

Hiccup hates hugs but Camicazi and Fishlegs love them so Hiccup only hugs those 2.

Camicazi just smells people for the sake of smelling that smell later and getting happy and nostalgic over it.

Hiccup tried to teach Camicazi a few of the languages he knows but she only learnt the swear words. He just decided to teach Fishlegs instead.

I feel kinda bad for Hiccup Horrendous Haddock II.

Imagine being a baby and having someone decide you're worthless before you can even prove to be something of importance. Being a baby on a cold mountainside just sitting in a basket in the snow with the fate of freezing to death, starving or being eaten by dragons.

And then when his dad finally does find him and take him back he's kind of outcasted from society cus he considers himself a dragon. He was raised to behave like a wild animal and speak Dragonese and then he was put in a society he'd never been apart of, a d kicked out and shamed the moment he entered it. And then not understanding what's going on or what he's meant to do because he's never been in that environment before.

And then having a brother so cruel that he tolled his father he was planning to kill him. Then his father murdered him for the sake of keeping the throne and only then did he realise he was an awful person because he killed his son even though his son was just trying to do the right thing.

I think Fishlegs parallels pretty well with Hiccup Horrendous Haddock II because Fishlegs was also kicked from his tribe and then when he finally came back he didn't understand that he wasn't welcome anymore. Not to mention he was raised by himself as an orphan, sent out to sea to drown as a literal infant, raised in an unaccepting, unbearable environment where he was mistreated so much he isolated himself in his hut for the first 10 years of his life.

Just started reading heroes of Olympus my favourite is Leo because he says booyah