That Moment When They Bodyswap And Bodkin Has The Sudden Realisation That Xar Is In Crippling Pain All

Something about the how to train your dragon books no one talks about is the intense desire you get to be a better person once you finish reading them

In year 8 for English it was a part of the curriculum to read the first Percy Jackson book and write an essay about his journey as an archetypal hero and before we started reading it my teacher walked up to me and was like 'you're gonna love this unit' and I ended up getting a B and I helped all my friends get Bs because I helped them with their exams because I was the only one that actually listened to the audiobook in class cus theyre lovers and all that and thought they were too cool to bother about their grades

I love how hiccup and the woden's fang and the windwalker try so hard to teach Toothless manners only for him to pick a completely random "polite" word to put in front of his normal statements

Saying "please" or "excuse me" or whatever before hurling seething insults is the funniest thing I've ever read

“Ares…is a moron.”

I honestly don’t think that anyone is more amused by the whole “this douchebag decided to try and fight the child of the sea god on a fucking beach” of it all than Poseidon.

If I had a nickel for every time Hiccup got knocked out by something falling on his head while on a sinking boat I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

so I made some httyd book art

None of yall like Hiccup the way I like Hiccup, like, I like him the most because he's literally mine, he was made specifically based off of me, I'm literally him, he's me, yall just don't get it

Percy Jackson Au where he wears glasses and killed Medusa by just taking them off and swinging

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

My oc Oscar is a goblin ehos in a cult and has no idea and he's gonna find out in the most soul crushing way possible

[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys