this is fuckin hilarious.
"kid got recked. Oops."
I love how silly he is
can we just appreciate hiccup crawling up the stairs on all fours?
methinks he never stops doing this. ever.
I live for skyward sword Link's silly facial expressions
writers when they’re proofreading their works for the 34th time *find zero mistakes, there’s no typo, no grammatical error. everything looks good. hit the post button*
writers when they’re reading said works after they’ve been published like proud parents *find 52 mistakes at first glance, 38 typos and 14 grammatical errors with a bunch of inconsistencies and plot holes*
Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down
He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess
When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious
HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY
Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex
Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)
Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity
He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four
Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures
Goths in chunky boots🖤
Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset
The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes
Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much
Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him
Something people don't know about me is that I absolutely love spam notifications like omg someone likes the content I'm making!!
Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.
Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?
Hiccup: Gods no.
Everyday I hate Apple for making developers think everyone in the world wants these bubble/circle updates where a swipe in the wrong direction takes you to another dimension please i like my user friendly ui please
Childhood me every time I opened a book and it had something along the lines of “do not read this book” in the opening: