Latest Posts by iamafule - Page 5
Hey ya'll seen that one movie about this one kid
who finds something that should be considered dangerous and
untamable
only for them to become friends with it
then get attacked so because of their bond it attacks to protect
and then by the end of the movie their friendship is saved and now everyone knows the truth about the creature who is actually really nice
Yeah im talking about Lilo and Stitch!
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
“Old Wrinkly, Camicazi, and One Eye sat at Hiccup’s bedside. One Eye didn’t seem as happy as he might have been two days ago at the thought of one less Human in the world. A big tear rolled out of his one eye and down his Saber-Tooth and plopped onto the ground.” - How to Cheat a Dragon’s Curse HTTYD Book 4 Cressida Cowell
I can just imagine Toothless, when he stopped licking Hiccup’s face, going over to One Eye and trolling him despite his master about to die. (Based on that one Harry Potter meme with Dumbledore and Snape iykyk)
you know what i think would be fucking hilarious? if percy was fighting a monster and instead of using his sword or some other demigod powers or magic he just straight up clocks it in the face. like he just starts throwing hands. he’s a new yorker. he got kicked out of multiple boarding schools. like fuck all the proper demigod ways of fighting, just BAM! have an unexpected knuckle to the face bitch
“Ares…is a moron.”
I honestly don’t think that anyone is more amused by the whole “this douchebag decided to try and fight the child of the sea god on a fucking beach” of it all than Poseidon.
"I ship Hiccup and Camicazi!"
Every time a httyd franchise fan that hasn’t read the books says Camicazi is “basically just Astrid” a lesbian dies
Here's a Camicazi before I continue re-reading the books🔥
I adore Ruffnut
Ruffnut httyd is the character of all time, especially in rtte. She would set her brother on fire if it was funny. She almost killed a guy with dragon venom trying to save her brother. She’s a dumbass. She’s outwitted the gang’s most cutthroat enemies. Her family’s achievements are a point of pride. She hates her loser cousin for letting her brother down. She canonically smells like fish. Guys are tripping over each other trying to ask her out. Her middle name is Eugene. She’s even bisexual.
Book 7 gave me nightmares as a kid about getting taken by Norbert the Nutjob and sold into the Viking slave trade and I was petrified of Bearcub's grandma
we always specify the difference between the earlier books and the later books in the HTTYD franchise as "books 1-7 are whimsical, fun child fantasy and books 8-12 are absolutely fucked" but... i don't believe that's true.
the later books are consistently fucked up and complicated and mature and wonderful and tend to leave me with tears in my eyes. the early books trick you into believing that they're fun children's stories and then jumpscare you with the most messed up set of paragraphs you've ever read in your entire fucking life AND THEN just pretend like nothing ever happened.
the books all take place in the same universe, the same fucked up, horrible world. the early books are through the lense of a child who hasn't yet grasped how fucked up the world is, who hasn't been exposed to the fuckery yet. the later books are through the lense of the same child who has now been burdened with Knowledge. once you have the context of the later books, the earlier books start to make too much sense. and holy fuck do they get a lot darker upon reread.
the books are all completely fucked up. the only difference is the consistency at which the books are fucked up.
you know what book seriously messed me up as a kid? book 2. DEAR GODS BOOK 2.
I wrote an essay about this
Valka takes a lot of flack for abandoning Hiccup and Stoick, but not nearly enough people hate on Stoick (imho).
Stoick was also an awful father?
He isolated Hiccup, set unrealistic expectations, publically humiliated his son for years, he absolutely refused to be understanding or reasonable until he was faced with defeat and failure.
Hiccup had to adapt to become more aggressive (as seen in RTTE) or have his father absolutely bulldoze over his ideas and his personhood.
Stoick became a better father when Hiccup was nearly an adult already, but he utterly failed Hiccup when he was a child and thats 100% worth mentioning and addressing.
Reminded me that I have this gift saved in my camera roll
Kiss doodles from when I was getting used to CSP!
I'd like to show you all the creative process of whatever the fuck this is
"Just use a reference!"
The result of a reference:
250 posts!
I officially use tumblr more than any other form of social media
Just got really into Percy jackson
I'm only up to the second book but I like it a lot
Who is Nico Di Angelo?
VEGGIE IS A DRAGON FAN!?!?!?
Second movie designs!!!
Biblically accurate Hiccup
Hics!!
Was feeling out of practice with him so I redrew some screenshots, except for the colored sketch
He looks like the guy from that detentioneer show on ABCme
"Just use a reference!"
The result of a reference:
watched a compilation of Hiccup waving his hands around
If you were a dragon, what kind would you be?
I feel so cringe for saying this but I related a lot to Toothless and Horrorcow but if you're talking about movies I'd like to think I'd be a nadder :')
ok ok wait have you listened to the audiobooks? cause they’re awesome. also do you have a favourite hhtyd book + why?
I absolutely adore how to speak dragonese because I love Camicazi's introduction to the story and I think the plot and dialogue was great. I also loved the audiobook for how to speak dragonese because I think Hiccup's dialogue was voiced and acted out perfectly
If I had a nickel for every time Hiccup got knocked out by something falling on his head while on a sinking boat I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
There are people in the httyd community that I feel are famous to a degree and I follow them so when they like my posts about the yttyd books I get really excited and I feel like I'm getting a handshake from the prime minister
I love this.
Hello! I really really love your art (and honestly your whole vibe is impeccable. You're my favourite person to see on my dash). I know you don't take requests or anything but I am so enamoured by your drawings of Stoik and Valhallarama and I was wondering if you ever wanted to draw them with baby Hiccup? Or maybe them reacting to the Naming Dame giving him the runt name if you want to add a bit of angst.
Anyway, have a wonderful day!!!
<3
Thank you so much for such a kind message!!
I adore drawing these two, even when they’ve just been handed some pretty stressful news.
Do yall think if Hiccup from the httyd books met Atreyu from the never ending story they'd get along?
There's no way Tumblr is real because a fandom can be dead for more than 15 years and people on tumblr will be posting fanart, head canons, analyses, fanfictions, headcanons, memes, role plays and everything else a fandom has ever had. It's like a weird ass colony of underwater fungi that's isolated from the rest of the world that no one knows about