People Be Like "ShARe YouR EmoTIonS" Like, I'm Sorry, My Mom Had Me Use No Tears Shampoo When I Was Younger.
People be like "ShARe YouR EmoTIonS" like, I'm sorry, my mom had me use No Tears Shampoo when I was younger.
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Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped
Hunter: Where are you?
Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.
Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?
Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-
Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Y'all know when you're bored at 1 am and you go on AI writing and it calls Hob Gadling a hobgoblin and now you can't read The Sandman ever again
When you tell them you would die for them but you're also suicidal <3
Tech: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Hunter: Wasn't Crosshair with you?
Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Crosshair: So are you two dating now?
Tech & Phee: Yes.
Crosshair: Why?
Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.
Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.
Echo: You have to apologize to Hunter
Crosshair: Fine.
Crosshair: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Echo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Crosshair : Why? It was important.
Echo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Crosshair, shrugging: The people need to know.
Sorry not sorry =)))
I can't stop laughing
He was dark and broody...
...until the edible kicked in.
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