Me looking up who plays lucifer in hazbin Hotel one day:Oh where have I heard that name before? It's probably nothing.
Me getting into the newsies fandom again: WAIT WHAT.
Me looking up Jeremy Jordon: HE PLAYS WHO?
Me five seconds later:it explains why I love both characters so much.
I don't think lucifer is much of a drinker. I DO however I think he is someone who puts non alcoholic drinks in a wine cup.
Me when I saw people draw skinny angel adam:
Why no chub :(
So lucifer can turn into animals( im pretty sure its cannon he died from getting mauled by dogs after getting shot in the head)? What if he turned into a dog to spite alastor?
Lucifer:so alastor is afraid of dogs?
Charlie: yes wh-
Lucifer:
Charlie:
*alastor walking in the hotel*
*lucifer shape shifted into a dog*
Alastor: you bit-
Adam:IM
Lute:okay, settle down
Adam:IM
Lute:take it easy
Adam:IM
Lute:WHAT THE SCALLOP?!
Adam:IM A GOOFY GOOBER
Has anyone done this yet?
their favorite food?
Jeffery hodek:I would assume cherrie pie
Liu hodek: peanutbutter crackers
Tobias rogers: seems like he'd like pizza or a good cooked hamburger
Nina the killer: hamburger helper
Ben drowned:shrimp pasta
Eyeless jack:I headcannon he was a vegetarian when he was alive and well not a whole ass demon maybe tofu or like salad.
The puppeteer: he didn't have one, not picky.
Helen otis: they were that picky friend who only ordered chicken and fries out to eat.
Candy pop:cotton candy
LJ:lollipops
[IMPORTANT] Tim and Brian are NOT creepypastas but I'd assume Tim would like slim Jim's and Brian would like original potato lays chips
Jason the toy maker: didn't he live I nthe 1800s? I don't remember him much but I'd assume fish and chips.
Nathan the nobody: over easy eggs and hashbrowns.
------------------------------------------------------
Favorite color?
Would say every color in the rainbow: LJ,Candy Pop, jason the toy maker
Would say red, orange, yellow,: ben drowned, Liu hodek, puppeteer, Helen otis,
Would say it like that one vine black like my soul: ticci toby, Nina the killer, Jeff hodek
Would be fucking normal or something and just say I like blue I guess:eyeless jack,Nathan the nobody.
------------------------------------------------------
Favorite class back in school:
Music:puppeteer, candypop,lj,.
Math:Liu hodek,Nina the killer
Art:,Helen otis jason the toy maker.
History:Jeff hodek, ticci toby, Ben drowned.
Gym:Nathan the nobody
Science:eyeless jack.
------------------------------------------------------
hazbin hotel theory
okay yall hear me out what if lucifer also made A hotel or something a long time ago because he didn't want people to stay in hell because he doesnt seem rude only protective of his daughter.
I think lucifer still has angel views hence why he some angel in him. and he knew the angels wouldn't listen to Charlie like to him so that's why he thought it was "stupid" in the pilot.
And Lilith made charlie not have a connection with lucifer and lucifer is bad at feelings but he loved Charlie so much and can't understand how to give gentle emotions because he was an angel. And I assume angels would be someone who craves touch or is rude/cold/blunt in the series.
I don't think lucifer is a dead beat I think he WANTED to have a relationship with Charlie but Lilith prevented it.
------------------------------------------------------
The fact alastor understood lucifers insecurities so quickly and only sang that song just to beef with lucifer and give Charlie false hope in him caring for his own sadistic amusement tells how scary he is.
-------------------------------‐-------------‐--------
Who do yall think owns alastor? I've heard some people saying it is Lilith.
------------------------------------------------------
Charlie and lucifer act so much alike its adorable. Lucifer and his rubber duckies. Charlie with her energetic happy singing sweetheart self. Which ties in with theory 1 I really do think lucifer likes Charlie's idea but is worried the angels would tear her apart.
------------------------------------------------------
Hazbin as humans is awesome. Did alastors mom!
This is what I think happened with magne and dabi when magne came out as trans.
Dabi:women are annoying
Magne:dabi dear don't talk about toga that way
Dabi: I was talking about you too
Magne:huh?-
Dabi: you're a women too I'm talking about you magne.
Ally dabi?
My oc if viviziepop made it:
-------------------------------------------‐---------------
I'm joking (I dont think she'd detail it this much 💀)
Tumblr writers finding out afab means that the person isn't afab anymore and they make their afab readers still female:
But seriously when I see afab reader I'm expecting the reader to be a trans male or smth.
he/him intp leo. I don't usually do nsfw so anyone can read what I write but if I did ill tag it :)
67 posts