> Better Luck Next Time!

All the winners bouquets together!

one time i had a dream where me and my younger brother were looking at tickets for something but decided it was sketchy because there was no info about it. later we ended up in a room that looked like my bedroom but with stuff on the floor in a square shape. im sitting on my bed and the collector from the owl house shows up. they demonstrated some kind of game with the stuff on the ground by standing on an object, moving two objects away from the starting one and picking up the object they were on. one of the objects was some kind of organ (i think my brain just put a generic organ in because i dont know what specific organs look like) and the collector turns to me and says, "the real question is how long can you hold a large intestine" and then i woke up.

We have always existed, and we always will.

E/HC!Gem: oh my god, I can't let my friends know I LARP! That's so embarrassing!

HC!False: oh my god, I can't let my friends know I've molded a sentient version of myself like a piece of clay and got rid of her memories, making her paranoid of the world around her and unsure of why all these surreal things happen to her. That's so embarrassing!

THE ENTIRE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM RN

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

we talk about the dangers of needing to be the smartest guy in the room but i think even more deadly is the urge to be the FUNNIEST guy in the room.

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

minecraft has this deep deep sense of underlying dread but it also has this sense of tentative hope about it. sometimes you can hear echoes of minecarts in the caves. 11, 13, and 5 are all recordings of some nameless wordless fear that was encountered deep in the caves. and the universe said i love you because you are love. you the player can bring light and meaning back to these lost places. everything not lost will be saved

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.