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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

the seasons are changing,

so why haven't you?

alternatively

minecraft has this deep deep sense of underlying dread but it also has this sense of tentative hope about it. sometimes you can hear echoes of minecarts in the caves. 11, 13, and 5 are all recordings of some nameless wordless fear that was encountered deep in the caves. and the universe said i love you because you are love. you the player can bring light and meaning back to these lost places. everything not lost will be saved

everytime ao3 goes down for maintenance, i somehow forget that i was given warning literally days in advance and my brain immediately starts stressing about our modern day Library of Alexandria

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

Thinking about an idea

Something how the evo crew is just slightly Off

No one can put their finger on it, it's something uncanny about how they interact with everything, how they watch, how they listen

People who realize that there's more beyond their reality tend to act a little different

minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white

> Better luck next time!

Woke hermitcraft be like

BIdoubleO100

CubPAN135

GAYm77

EthosLab

SAPPHICsymmerty

GeminiTay

GAYtimeswithscar

GAYian

HypnoTRANS

BIJevin

GAYpulseSV

JoeHOMOs

KerGAYlis

MALEWIFEJumbo

PearLESBIANMoon

Rendog

Skizzlewoman

Smallishbeans

TangoTRANS

VEGETARIANBeef

TRANSknight

XBTRANS

ACEsumavoid

GAYdaph

ZombieCleo