Latest Posts by idchewonyou - Page 2
''I'm proud of you, david''
''Keep your chin up, son.''
''You're my world, kid.''
''I'll always be right there with you, even if it doesn't feel like it.''
Your Tank headcanons are the highlight of my day. You encapsulate the menace in them perfectly
THANK YOU!!! I APPRECIATE THAT SM ♡
Reblog if it is 182948291093733% ok to randomly message you and become friends
Tank bites their ice cream
Tank is a messy eater
Tank and asher do that thing where they hear or see someone say or do something in public and side eye those people and then look back at each other and snicker
Angel helped Tank customize their phone because Tank never thought it mattered but Angel insisted on it
Tank in a tank top and sweatpants? UM YES FUCKING PLEASE.
Tank and asher have burping competitions
Tank greets david with a playful headlock and a noogie with a toothy grin btw
I'd fein for a flashback shaw pack audio
Asher and Tank being sillies together is my favorite thing to think about
''Well, it's a better victory when u win with ur skill, not the advantage you're offered. Taking that advantage is cowardly, but pride is one hell of a drug, and it can blind even the most experienced people.'' Tank says with joys in an unbelievably passionate ramble about fighting, pausing when they realize David, asher, and milo are looking at them like they just lost an eye.
'Just because you got yourself in some shit, it doesn't mean I have to come deal with it.' Tanks father said this to them once when they got in a fight at school (one of many) and it stuck in their mind ever since.
Tank mocks christians accent and every time he genuinely crashes tf out and they just watch with a shit eating grin, leaning back in their chair or leaning against the wall, taunting him even more
I think about Tank way more than i should
Tank makes 'that's what she said' jokes in the middle of pack meetings btw.
Every pack meeting, asher and Tank have a competition on who can flip david off the most times without him noticing
YEAH, CURRENTLY ALREADY DOING THAT, THANKS. 😭
Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?
BAGS???? I WANNA CRY NOW.
Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?
OH. MY. GOD. YOU'D DRINK THAT SHIT FROM THE UTTERS?
Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?
ONLY WHEN I HAVE CEREAL. LIKE I DONT BE GOIN IN THE FRIDGE AND GRABBING A CARTON OF MILK AND GOING 'MMM, COW TITTY MILK! YUM!' AND CHUGGIN THAT SHI 💀
Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?
NO. NO, I HAVE NOT AND I NEVER WILL, PEOPLE DEADASS DO THAT?? YALL JUST BE CHUGGING DOWN TITTY MILK?
Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?
NO??
Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?
Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?
Ok, so I'm gonna TRY to make this make sense, so hang with me here for a minute.
Tank smoked weed when they were a teenager. Not because they wanted to act out or go against their parents, no, no, because they wanted to bond with them. One night (ew y tf does it sound like a fairytale, oops, sorry anyways) they came back from school, and tossed their backpack in the corner and walked in the living room, they were met with their dad on the couch, smoking a blunt, something they were used to by now, when they sat down he looked over at them and said ''Here'' while holding the blunt out to them, they stared for a minute before looking up at him and asking ''What?''. ''Here.'' he repeated more firmly. They stared for another second before reluctantly taking the blunt. They looked up at him with a conflicted expression before taking a small drag of the blunt and coughing. ''Fuck!'' They exclaimed. 'How the hell does he smoke this shit every day?' They thought to themselves. Their thoughts were cut short at their dad's laugh and an arm being slung around their shoulder. They paused, looking at him with wide eyes. In that moment, they thought they were dreaming. Their dad was laughing. Genuinely laughing. He never laughed. Not in their presence anyway. They thought it could've been the weed, but they couldn't bring themselves to care. They never thought they've smiled so big before. And after a minute, they laughed, too, leaning into him. Enjoying this moment with their father. A moment they never thought they'd live in their entire life.