Sameeee

you know how caleo shouldve ended? not together

first of all, where is the romance. they have all the banter and none of the cutes (except in the like, what, one/two scenes calypso tells someone not to attack leo in toa? i barely even remember)

theyre more like. siblings honestly

leo x jason and echo x calypso shouldve obv been canon 😞 (/j thats not the poijt here but i do love both ships)

they have totally different things they want in life

calypso wants to finally live it. she's spent so long on that gods forsaken island isolated, and she now finally has a chance to actually do shit !!! be a contributing member of society !! figure out who she is, what she wants, what to do with the rest of her life !!!

leo is finally done running. he's found his home: the waystation, chb, piper, not-dead-jason. he deserves to rest after everything he's been put through, and so he will; live life comfortably, finally stay in one place, have a stable family with unconditional love he so needs !!!

literally midnight rain by tswift

calypso deserves to go out and live her life, leo deserves to sit back and enjoy his

which is why they should go their seperate ways and at most be friends !!! (or siblings depending on waystation hcs <3)

i love the term “found family” because it can mean anything from “over the course of our epic adventure we gradually came to realize that we had found the loving home and family we were all searching for in each other” to “i woke up in the same dumpster as this troop of idiots who immediately forcibly inserted themselves into my life despite my loud and repeated objections and increased the amount of problems in it by 200% less than a week ago but i’m already prepared to die for every single one of them without hesitation”

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Christmas Card Fics 2018

(link to ao3)

This holiday season I sent cards to some of my tumblr followers with ficlets inside. To those who couldn’t receive cards, I promised to post them once Christmas was over. Here they are! 1: Solangelo - Picking out a tree 2: Conchell - Christmas Morning 3: Aphrodite Cabin - Snowball Fight 4: Solangelo Beauty & the Beast AU (prompted by @solangelo-fangirl10 ) 5: Will & Drew ficlet (prompted by @skate-fast-eat-grass)

I love how Walker Scobell just appeared one day. He’s acted in only three projects now, all within the last two years, all where he’s the main character. Nothing else. No nepotism. I think someone in Hollywood just said “Yeah I need an angelic little blond boy who watches too many rated R movies, bites people, and swears like a sailor?” and then they found Walker skateboarding in the dumpster out back and went “PERFECT”

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

Odysseus: *gazing at Diomedes* Gods above he’s hot…

Achilles: *gazing at Patroclus* Isn’t he, though?

Agamemnon: *overhearing them* Who’s so hot?

Achilles and Odysseus in unison without looking away from their crushes: Your mom.

Headcanons for my Teenage Dirtbag AU!!!!

(A lot of these will be Darius-centric, he's my favourite character leave me alone)

Darius has one of those old man leather wallets and keeps a group photo of the hagsquad in it

Eda and Raine are Partners In Crime™️ and it drives Darius up the wall

Lilith hasn't yet left for the Emperor's Coven, but everytime she gets roped into irresponsible shenanigans by the gang she starts panicking that it will "end up on her record" and stop her from moving up the ranks

Darius is the most responsible of the group and so ends up having to talk his way into getting them off scot-free whenever they do less-than-legal stuff

Raine grew their hair out just a little over their collar and Darius never stops making fun if it

"... shit." "Not as shit as whatever the hell you did to your hair." "Oh fuck off-" etc.

Darius had a vErY EmBarRaSIng cRuSh on Alador before they actually got together and no-one will let it go

"I'm meeting up with Alador later and-" "OooOOoo going on a date with your boyfriend?!?!" "S-SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Pre-Aladarius, Eda and Raine once cornered Alador and interrogated him abt his feelings for Darius (Alador was terrified)

Eda had a crusty old flip-scroll that was so cracked it barely turned on from her throwing it around constantly

Darius bitches and bickers with everyone sm people think he hates the hagsquad even though they're all literally his best friends

If you have any questions abt this au btw I am SO ready to ramble lmao