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Percy: The gods are talking about killing me again.

Nico: Seriously??

Percy: Yeah. But the jokes on them, that's what I want.

Thalia: *sprays spray bottle* Bad Percy!

Heartslabyul as Alice in Wonderland characters

I'm aware that them being the Queen of Hearts and card soldiers are more or less canon but this is just my fun little take on it!

Riddle - Queen of Hearts -Obviously?? It's canon

Trey - Mad Hatter -Another popular take -Notice how he's the only Heartslabyul member that wears a hat? At least from what I remember -He's definitely mad simply because he seems like the most sane in a place where no one is -Also he bakes for (and probably by default organizes) the tea parties, which is something the Mad Hatter literally does.

Cater - Caterpillar -Shocked I've never seen anyone say this -First of all the name is similar, CATER-pillar. Idk man I think that means something -Second, they're both the most chill characters in the show/game. -None are too relevant and aren't seen much, but they always have the details of what's happening around them.

Deuce - White Rabbit -I've always thought this, and that one event solidified it for me -Very fast paced, a bit all over the place and very panicky -Deuce is in the Track club. The White Rabbit literally spends the whole story running. -Dedicated to their jobs or given tasks -Looks up to their Queen, even though they don't really agree with them. (It's more of a fear thing)

Ace - Alice -Lowkey the reason I made this, though I think this is a well known take?? -Again, similarity in names -Spends first half of the book thinking "what the fuck?" which is pretty accurate -Very audacious, I mean bro went against the Queen and his morals within his first few meetings (literally Alice-coded guys) -Also spends the first book sort of following Deuce around (he was the one following Deuce I'm telling you). That's also another reason as to why Deuce is the White Rabbit btw.

I know a lot of people consider the MC as Alice but you see, Heartslabyul is not the only fairy tale we get pushed into. I see MC as a more narrator/reader role in all this. Emphasis on Reader role bc we literally get dreams of the stories and we're mostly watching it happen as it goes.

I used Wigglypaint and made some commemorative paws to remember The Great Boopening long after it's ended. Use 'em for whatever, they're free for anything. 🐾

Plus a second ginger color way because I realized after the fact that they gave it brown paw pads, so here's a brown one.

twst Incorrect quote #294

*MC teaching Leona good manners*

MC: “He’s gotten a lot better. He can now apologize.”

Leona: “I’m sorry you can’t go anywhere without your babysitters.”

Malleus: …

MC: “It’s a work in progress…”

sameeee

Nothing has ever made me sad about my low follower count. Nothing… until today.

Only 8 boops. :(

Christmas Card Fics 2018

(link to ao3)

This holiday season I sent cards to some of my tumblr followers with ficlets inside. To those who couldn’t receive cards, I promised to post them once Christmas was over. Here they are! 1: Solangelo - Picking out a tree 2: Conchell - Christmas Morning 3: Aphrodite Cabin - Snowball Fight 4: Solangelo Beauty & the Beast AU (prompted by @solangelo-fangirl10 ) 5: Will & Drew ficlet (prompted by @skate-fast-eat-grass)

i am a very firm believer that allura didn’t need a love interest or an endgame partner BUT i fw lotura just a little bit. like the writers were scared they would match each other’s freak too well so they just killed both of them

rosekiller but like this

I love how Walker Scobell just appeared one day. He’s acted in only three projects now, all within the last two years, all where he’s the main character. Nothing else. No nepotism. I think someone in Hollywood just said “Yeah I need an angelic little blond boy who watches too many rated R movies, bites people, and swears like a sailor?” and then they found Walker skateboarding in the dumpster out back and went “PERFECT”