everyones like "barty shouldn't have done what he did to mad-eye" BITCH, if someone killed my pookie wookie manwife unofficial boyfriend, id lock them up and pretend to be them for a year too
genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back
Episode 2: "Annabeth would push me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continued"
Episode 4: "Annabeth is pushing me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continues? But what if I pulled out my UNO reverse card?"
Odysseus: *gazing at Diomedes* Gods above he’s hot…
Achilles: *gazing at Patroclus* Isn’t he, though?
Agamemnon: *overhearing them* Who’s so hot?
Achilles and Odysseus in unison without looking away from their crushes: Your mom.
just checked the connor stoll/mitchell tag on ao3 and theres NEW WORKS!!!! literally tearing up rn
Our bisexual icon*
"I never asked for this"
you know how caleo shouldve ended? not together
first of all, where is the romance. they have all the banter and none of the cutes (except in the like, what, one/two scenes calypso tells someone not to attack leo in toa? i barely even remember)
theyre more like. siblings honestly
leo x jason and echo x calypso shouldve obv been canon 😞 (/j thats not the poijt here but i do love both ships)
they have totally different things they want in life
calypso wants to finally live it. she's spent so long on that gods forsaken island isolated, and she now finally has a chance to actually do shit !!! be a contributing member of society !! figure out who she is, what she wants, what to do with the rest of her life !!!
leo is finally done running. he's found his home: the waystation, chb, piper, not-dead-jason. he deserves to rest after everything he's been put through, and so he will; live life comfortably, finally stay in one place, have a stable family with unconditional love he so needs !!!
literally midnight rain by tswift
calypso deserves to go out and live her life, leo deserves to sit back and enjoy his
which is why they should go their seperate ways and at most be friends !!! (or siblings depending on waystation hcs <3)
Jason Grace is literally dea-
No I’m pretty sure he’s here with me in denial?🤨
sure, we all love rough rosekiller, but i need them soft, too
i need forehead and nose kisses
i need barty calling evan pretty and evan blushing so adorably that barty starts kissing all over his face
evan holding barty while he complains about his dad
giving each other looks™️
holding hands whenever they can. in the halls, at meals, during walks around the lake
on that note, always needing some sort of physical contact. shoulders pressed together with barty’s hand on evan’s knee. evan’s arm around barty’s shoulders and barty’s arm around evan’s waist.
demisexual evan x hypersexual barty but they’re both virgins because they’ve only ever had eyes for each other
the two of them talking about plans for after graduation. talking about kids and marriage and maybe opening a restaurant together
holding each other after nightmares
once again just the softest little kisses. barty crying about his mom’s death while evan presses little pecks to his ears and forehead and the top of his head and his jaw and his cheeks and his eyes
barty is left handed evan is right handed and they hold hands while they study
barty is really smart and he never gets much appreciation for it at home so evan throws him an entire surprise party when he gets all 12 owls
just. soft rosekiller being so so in love