Barty: If I Came Up To You And Said I'd Been Arrested, What Would You Assume It Was For? Reg And Pandora:

I feel like literally the entire emperors covens gotta be mentally unwell

sameeee

Nothing has ever made me sad about my low follower count. Nothing… until today.

Only 8 boops. :(

Our bisexual icon*

"I never asked for this"

bro my sister is actually so smart

so yknow how Zuko’s scar is worse directly around his eye?

and there are a lot of reasons that could be but also consider this (and this is what my 12 year old sister came up with)

Zuko was sobbing and refusing to fight his father when Ozai burned him

his tears literally became boiling water against his eye.

Also, here's a sneak peak of a wip ive got. It's purely pjo but it is based on the idea I brought up in my James Bond/pjo crossover where Hyacinthus was brought back by Gaia. It's set after Blood of Olympus but before trials of Apollo (👀). I'm planning it as a one shot but who knows with me, I might make a second part,

Anyway, here's the start, might change when published idk yet

"Where is he?" Hyacinthus asked as he looked over the sea at the edge of the Island of Delos, sitting beneath the trees, still weary of the Sun. Because the sun means him and he cannot know.

"I don't know." A voice answered behind him, "father sent him away after our battle against the Giants," she paused and Hyacinthus heard her soft footsteps on the grass coming towards him. "It's been over two weeks, and I have not heard anything from him, nor felt a single impression of him." She swallowed, "especially in the Sun."

Hyacinthus turned to Artemis, "he hasn't been driving the chariot?" 

Artemis shook her head, "it's only the other Sun gods doing their duties. Sol, Freyr, Amaterasu and the others."

"But no Apollo." 

Artemis nodded, "but no Apollo." 

Hyacinthus looked back over the sea, watching as the sunlight glistened over the water, his heart heavy. By the Fates it wasn't fair. Haven't they been through enough?

"I will find him." Artemis vowed, "I will not rest until I know my twin is safe."

With that statement, Hyacinthus felt her presence disappear. Hanging his head, he sighed and stood up before walking out of the cover of the leaves into the light of the sun. Finally feeling the warmth he hasn't felt on his human skin in millennia. 

"Where are you?" He whispered, absorbing the sun's warmth he denied himself after being brought back months ago. A warmth he once took such comfort in now only brought pain.

Heartslabyul as Alice in Wonderland characters

I'm aware that them being the Queen of Hearts and card soldiers are more or less canon but this is just my fun little take on it!

Riddle - Queen of Hearts -Obviously?? It's canon

Trey - Mad Hatter -Another popular take -Notice how he's the only Heartslabyul member that wears a hat? At least from what I remember -He's definitely mad simply because he seems like the most sane in a place where no one is -Also he bakes for (and probably by default organizes) the tea parties, which is something the Mad Hatter literally does.

Cater - Caterpillar -Shocked I've never seen anyone say this -First of all the name is similar, CATER-pillar. Idk man I think that means something -Second, they're both the most chill characters in the show/game. -None are too relevant and aren't seen much, but they always have the details of what's happening around them.

Deuce - White Rabbit -I've always thought this, and that one event solidified it for me -Very fast paced, a bit all over the place and very panicky -Deuce is in the Track club. The White Rabbit literally spends the whole story running. -Dedicated to their jobs or given tasks -Looks up to their Queen, even though they don't really agree with them. (It's more of a fear thing)

Ace - Alice -Lowkey the reason I made this, though I think this is a well known take?? -Again, similarity in names -Spends first half of the book thinking "what the fuck?" which is pretty accurate -Very audacious, I mean bro went against the Queen and his morals within his first few meetings (literally Alice-coded guys) -Also spends the first book sort of following Deuce around (he was the one following Deuce I'm telling you). That's also another reason as to why Deuce is the White Rabbit btw.

I know a lot of people consider the MC as Alice but you see, Heartslabyul is not the only fairy tale we get pushed into. I see MC as a more narrator/reader role in all this. Emphasis on Reader role bc we literally get dreams of the stories and we're mostly watching it happen as it goes.

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More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

HES SEVENTEEN

He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.

He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.

Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.

He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)

Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.

If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.

He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.

He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.

He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.

The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.

He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.

Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.

Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.

He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.

He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.

He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.

HES SEVENTEEN.

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