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Twisted Wonderland incorrect #68

Medusa and her gargoyle gf

Episode 2: "Annabeth would push me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continued"

Episode 4: "Annabeth is pushing me down a flight of stairs to make sure the quest continues? But what if I pulled out my UNO reverse card?"

the fact that Percy is trying to convince Annabeth that the gods are neglectful while Annabeth is trying to convince him they care for their children and in this episode Poseidon ended up caring for percy while athena let Annabeth down...

I love how Walker Scobell just appeared one day. He’s acted in only three projects now, all within the last two years, all where he’s the main character. Nothing else. No nepotism. I think someone in Hollywood just said “Yeah I need an angelic little blond boy who watches too many rated R movies, bites people, and swears like a sailor?” and then they found Walker skateboarding in the dumpster out back and went “PERFECT”

# well I think it's safe to say it's mutual

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS EP 1.05

popping back in for a couple seconds, because I am obsessed with these two throwaway characters from the last new year's bit. I need to know more about this fancy overdramatic theater kid and IT nerdling's more-likely-than-you'd-think friendship.

(brb, building an entire mental headcanon around these random characters who will literally never appear again. they have a whole sitcom together...in my heart.)

just checked the connor stoll/mitchell tag on ao3 and theres NEW WORKS!!!! literally tearing up rn

Percy: The gods are talking about killing me again.

Nico: Seriously??

Percy: Yeah. But the jokes on them, that's what I want.

Thalia: *sprays spray bottle* Bad Percy!

The year is 1767. Apollo and Hyacinthus are going on a date at Salzburg University Gymnasium and seeing Mozart's opera “Apollo et Hyacinthus”.

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Apollo: There's this musician kid I've been looking after for a while, he had a lot of potential. He just made this opera about you and me, so I'm taking you to you see it on our date! Hyacinthus: Oh gosh, really??? I can't wait to see the play!

(mid-way through the play)

Hyacinthus: *pulling Apollo out* Love, calm down. It's just a play! Apollo: *screaming* MOZART, I TRUSTED YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING REPAY ME?!!

Also, here's a sneak peak of a wip ive got. It's purely pjo but it is based on the idea I brought up in my James Bond/pjo crossover where Hyacinthus was brought back by Gaia. It's set after Blood of Olympus but before trials of Apollo (👀). I'm planning it as a one shot but who knows with me, I might make a second part,

Anyway, here's the start, might change when published idk yet

"Where is he?" Hyacinthus asked as he looked over the sea at the edge of the Island of Delos, sitting beneath the trees, still weary of the Sun. Because the sun means him and he cannot know.

"I don't know." A voice answered behind him, "father sent him away after our battle against the Giants," she paused and Hyacinthus heard her soft footsteps on the grass coming towards him. "It's been over two weeks, and I have not heard anything from him, nor felt a single impression of him." She swallowed, "especially in the Sun."

Hyacinthus turned to Artemis, "he hasn't been driving the chariot?" 

Artemis shook her head, "it's only the other Sun gods doing their duties. Sol, Freyr, Amaterasu and the others."

"But no Apollo." 

Artemis nodded, "but no Apollo." 

Hyacinthus looked back over the sea, watching as the sunlight glistened over the water, his heart heavy. By the Fates it wasn't fair. Haven't they been through enough?

"I will find him." Artemis vowed, "I will not rest until I know my twin is safe."

With that statement, Hyacinthus felt her presence disappear. Hanging his head, he sighed and stood up before walking out of the cover of the leaves into the light of the sun. Finally feeling the warmth he hasn't felt on his human skin in millennia. 

"Where are you?" He whispered, absorbing the sun's warmth he denied himself after being brought back months ago. A warmth he once took such comfort in now only brought pain.

Ghost Hyacinthus*smiles*: I'd ask you out if I were alive.

Apollo*on the verge of tears*: I'd say okay.

Hyacinthus:*smiles sadly*

Hades*pats Apollo*: You have to let go Apollo.

Apollo:*breaks down in tears*

love how the fandom collectively reimagined drew's character. recently had a cousin of mine pick up the lost hero, and she told me, "reese, i don't get how you like drew. she's so mean to piper." and i kind of sat there for a moment trying to reorganize canon from fanon.

I borrowed @rosyredlipstick‘s characters to experiment with a new style. 

but look! It comes complete with head canons. 

Mitchell falls asleep as soon as he sits down in a plane. Like, immediately. If he has ever seen the safety speech it would be a miracle.

Despite having basically grown up on a plane, Connor always gets jittery during takeoff and landing. 

In fact, he has never been able to sleep on planes until he started travelling with Mitchell. 

And you can bet your ass he holds Mitchell’s hand the entire flight.

Mitchell prefers to sit in the window seat, because he never really went anywhere as a kid and likes to watch the clouds whenever he wakes up.

This drives Connor crazy because he CAN NOT sit anywhere but the aisle.

So they compromise. Somehow Connor always manages to find them seats where the window seat is open. 

Mitchell isn’t sure if he wants to risk asking how he does that when literally every other seat on this flight is taken. 

Christmas Card Fics 2018

(link to ao3)

This holiday season I sent cards to some of my tumblr followers with ficlets inside. To those who couldn’t receive cards, I promised to post them once Christmas was over. Here they are! 1: Solangelo - Picking out a tree 2: Conchell - Christmas Morning 3: Aphrodite Cabin - Snowball Fight 4: Solangelo Beauty & the Beast AU (prompted by @solangelo-fangirl10 ) 5: Will & Drew ficlet (prompted by @skate-fast-eat-grass)

same bro

You know when you’re reading a fic and a side pairing sneaks up on you and steals your heart, and the next thing you you’re tens if not hundreds of thousands of words deep in fics about a couple you’d never even thought about before? That’s me currently with @rosyredlipstick and Mitchell/Connor Stoll. I came here for Solangelo and got less of it than I bargained for, but somehow I’m really, really not disappointed.

incorrect quotes of random ships from background pjo characters bc I have no life

Sherman: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Miranda: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Sherman: That one. I want that one.

Ellis: Two brooooos! Cecil: Chillin' in a hot tub! Ellis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Cecil: Ellis: Cecil: tearing up Ellis: Babe, c'mon… Cecil: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Ellis: Babe…

Valentina: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Austin: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Drew: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Nyssa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to go to the forges. Drew: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Travis: I’m in love with you. Katie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Travis: I know. Katie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Mitchell: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Connor: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

EXTRA

Lou Ellen: Too many songs about love. Not nearly enough songs about magic fights.

First Years At A Festival

Deuce: Ah, wait. I think we lost Sebek.

Jack: The hell do you mean “lost him”? How do you even lose somebody that loud?

Epel: Or somebody who’s that tall??

Ace: Or somebody with green hair???

Yuu: Irrelevant. But I have the solution to this problem.

Jack: Oh no.

Yuu, taking a deep breath and then screaming: MALLEUS SUCKS!!!

Voice From the Crowd Behind: WHO SAID THAT!?!? HOW DARE YOU!!! COME, SHOW YOURSELF!!

Voice from the Crowd in Front: HELL YEAH, HE DOES!

Yuu: So, the good news is that I found Sebek and he should be heading over here now. The bad news is that he’ll probably try to kill me once he gets here. And in unrelated news, I have also located Leona-senpai.

Jack: … Why?

headcanon that percy routinely gets mistaken for a god at least three times a week. not because of his accomplishments. but because he is on a first-name basis so many major and minor gods that campers just assume percy is a minor god that chooses to walk amongst them

twst Incorrect quote #294

*MC teaching Leona good manners*

MC: “He’s gotten a lot better. He can now apologize.”

Leona: “I’m sorry you can’t go anywhere without your babysitters.”

Malleus: …

MC: “It’s a work in progress…”

Mori: what’s you work experience?

Ace: gambler

Dazai: witness

Akutagawa: murderer

Verlaine: that’s classified

Chuuya: god

Mori: have any of you ever had a real job?

Kouyou: Yes. I do yours while you shop for Elise.

The height difference is hilarious

Percy: The gods are talking about killing me again.

Nico: Seriously??

Percy: Yeah. But the jokes on them, that's what I want.

Thalia: *sprays spray bottle* Bad Percy!

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.