Percy: The Gods Are Talking About Killing Me Again.

Hepheastus: Why am I considered the most responsible one? Hermes: I almost crashed a car because I saw a dog on the sidewalk. Ares: I stuck my hand in a toaster because I wanted my toast right that second. Apollo: I ate ice cream with a knife because I didn’t want to acknowledge I had to do the dishes. Hephaestus: I’ll never question it again.

i love the booping thingy because it's for tumblr and tumblr only. i love purely tumblr memes... goncharov? blorbo from my show? the narnia ask? the john green cock text post? now the boop..... inject that into my veins!!!!

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

Two (2) times canon Chuuya was a skilled enough actor to trick people with a genius-level IQ

Then:

15!Chuuya: I am totally not Arahabaki.

15!Dazai: I bet I can figure out who Arahabaki is before you!

15!Chuuya: ... (Press X to Doubt)

Now:

Chuuya: I totally am a vampire. *ScReEcH*

Fyodor: Kill him, gravity manipulator!

Dazai: OMG, Chuuya, snap out of it!

Chuuya: ... (silent internal judgement)

I just think that someone should write a blaise/theo fic with them adopting a cat together and being happy

barty: if i came up to you and said i'd been arrested, what would you assume it was for? reg and pandora: *without skipping a beat, in total unison:* pandora: tax evasion regulus: murder reg and pandora: *looks at each other* pandora: murder regulus: tax evasion

incorrect quotes of random ships from background pjo characters bc I have no life

Sherman: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Miranda: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Sherman: That one. I want that one.

Ellis: Two brooooos! Cecil: Chillin' in a hot tub! Ellis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Cecil: Ellis: Cecil: tearing up Ellis: Babe, c'mon… Cecil: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Ellis: Babe…

Valentina: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Austin: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Drew: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Nyssa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to go to the forges. Drew: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Travis: I’m in love with you. Katie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Travis: I know. Katie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Mitchell: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Connor: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

EXTRA

Lou Ellen: Too many songs about love. Not nearly enough songs about magic fights.

married iwaoi tingz

hajime: “ha, nice one shittykawa”

tooru: “well ACCORDING TO YOU im not shittykawa anymore 😌”

hajime: oh shit he’s right “ok yes I’ll sign”

Gimme a sec actually crying rn

"You know it's for the better right?"

"Of course." Leo said with a small smile. It was to reassure Calypso that he understood. She wasn't happy. She deserved better.

He didn't cry. Crying is pointless. It leads you nowhere. He didn't talk as much as before, no one wants to listen. He just answered whatever question they asked. He fixed what they broke, ate what they brought him, sat back and watched them laugh without him when they invited him to whatever.

Do what everyone else wants. You don't matter. Whatever they want. It was a while when Jason barged in the bunker where he was hiding and hugged him.

"Woah hey man. You okay?"

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I should've noticed."

"It's okay." Jason pulled back and held his face. He was crying. "No, it's not. I... I miss you."

"Miss me? I'm right here."

"No. I miss you. When you'd pull pranks, and make stupid jokes, and talk about whatever machine for hours."

"You guys hated that so I stopped."

"Some were a little inappropriate but Gods Leo you're a person. You have wants and needs, I'd rather have a water balloon drop on my head, then see you do this to yourself. You can't do what everyone else wants because it makes them happy. You're allowed to do what you want, to say no."

"Jason if I do that I'll die."

"How?"

"I'd rather feel needed than kill myself."

"It's the only thing keeping me alive." He smiled at him but the tears were obvious. Jason hugged him again, Leo hugging back this time.

"What if um... what if I stayed with you?" Jason asked. "That way you won't be alone."

"That'd be nice." Leo replied. He was trying so hard not to break.

"What do you need right now?" Leo broke down. He cried into his chest Jason holding onto him, letting him know he's here and he always will be from now on.