Fun Fact: The Winter Soldier Theme Is Basically Bucky Screaming.

Batman supports and protects working girls by the way. He's their friend.

Robert Pattinson:

Peter Parker meets batfam fics are funny to me because I think it’s bold of y’all to assume the batfam wouldn’t take one look at Peter, decide “oh that’s just a tim who still holds childhood innocence and wonder” and adopt him straight on the spot

Peter: *in Gotham for the first time* oh my gosh! *snaps photos* these buildings are so interesting! Bruce: *watching wearily* interesting? This thing is crumbling. Peter: exactly. Very good photo opportunities. Bruce: hmm.

Peter: *scarfing down the batburger Jason bought him* this is really good! Haha I just wish I had a coffee to go with it, I have a lot of studying to do tonight. Jason: *eyes narrow under helmet* coffee? Peter: *completely blazing past* so anyway are you like, the Friendly Neighborhood Crime Lord or—

Peter: *goes on long-winded chemistry rant* Damian: *staring* it’s like . . . . Jason: *leaning over to Damian* yeah. It’s like reading a translated book where everything is just slightly off but still similar enough to make you squint Damian: that is not the analogy I would have chosen, but okay Jason: hey as long as it continues to be chemistry and not technology. One of those I can handle moderately well. The other still sounds like gibberish. Damian: *raises brow* Jason: okay, yeah, I have no clue what he’s saying

they just bring Peter to the manor one day and are like “hey Tim, here’s your twin from another universe. Corrupt him with coffee addiction, murderous tendencies or general jadedness and we’ll announce Red Robin is going to finally address the copyright infringement allegations against that burger franchise”

The best compliments and insults are both just describing the person. Just describe whatever you can clearly observe about them. The distinction of whether that's an insult or a compliment is whether you're saying it with a pleasant tone, or if you're saying that like it's a bad thing.

Children, who make their observations in an utterly deadpan voice as neutral remarks, are capable of obliviously roasting people because they haven't noticed this.

im doing it alone…doing it scared…but im doing it

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Shinsou Hitoshi, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: Humor, Romance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Adult Midoriya Izuku, Pro Hero Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku is a Ray of Sunshine, Everyone Loves Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School, No Underage Sex, Fluff, Suikawari For Fun And Romantic Profit, Many Watermelons Were Harmed In The Making Of This, Romantic Comedy, Shinsou Hitoshi is a Good Friend, Light Breeding Kink Acquired Through Spite Summary:

“Our kids would be beautiful,” Izuku can’t help but say, body locking up a bit.

He’s feeling unexpectedly defensive and irrationally protective all at once.

“Your kids would be little paralysis demons made manifest,” Hitoshi snips as he throws his hands up into the air dramatically once he realizes that Izuku is no longer allowing himself to be shaken.  “All big eyes and teeth and bat shit insanity.  I can feel my hair graying out just thinking about them.”

Then, just as abruptly as his rant had begun, Hitoshi seems to finally run out of steam.

“We’re all doomed,” Hitoshi proclaims pathetically as his body abruptly goes limp, long limbs drooping down toward the ground.

☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON