Peter Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night To An Empty Bed

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

im doing it alone…doing it scared…but im doing it

Ive come up with the phrase "blorbo-in-law" which is a fictional character who isn't, like, YOUR blorbo from YOUR shows but it is your mutual's blorbo who you nevertheless have developed strong opinions about due to long term dash exposure

‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?

I know I've said it before but

Mafia AU where Tony likes to keep an arm around Peter, but Peter notices this creates a weak spot so he learns to shoot left handed so he can guard Tony's left while his arm is around his waist

I'll never get over this meme 🤣🤣🤣

Translation:

"Movie Summary

Spiderman Homecoming: An older man gives expensive gifts to a minor he met online and asks him to wear tight clothing"

LMFAO

~ mystisophia 🍒

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways