Feels Like Fake News

I love the headcanon that Jason writes fanfiction and the funniest part of it to me is how his author notes would take the ao3 curse to a whole new level

A/N: here you go guys. Sorry it’s a couple days late, I spent the entirety of yesterday forcing soup and fever-reducers down my brothers throat while he actively told me he wasn’t sick

comments: omg is your brother okay?? Jason, responding: yeah he’s fine now. I took my eyes off him for a second, he downed a coffee and it fucking healed him?? Idefk. comments: wtf

Jason: yo sorry this was a little rushed, my sister’s ballet recital was crashed by the joker and I spent the night helping with the relief efforts comments: damn your siblings are living crazy lives Jason: you don’t know the half of it

Jason: this chapter was a week late, yeah. Sorry about that. I died again.

Find the difference

🌹Purple rose🌹- symbolizes charm, enchantment and “love at first sight”

When Tony went to recruit the hero known as Spiderr-man he didn't expect his world exploding into colour the moment his eyes met with the young Mr Parker. Meaning he wasn't just the vigilante known as Spider-man but also his soulmate. And their bond was much to delicate and new to risk damaging in the upcoming fight with Rogers.

Prophet

Tony Stark - Prometheus

Vision of Pepper screaming and the Arc Reactor

"I dreamt we had a kid"

Bruce's bar

"That's the Endgame"

Hulk's Glorious Purpose

Inevitable

Broken shield

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Something about Peter wearing bucky's dog tag got me giggling and kicking my feet

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre