Colour Series With Some Sleepy Boys.

So you know this scene...

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

leaked Avengers 4 ending 

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I hate when I go out in public and other people are there too??? Like what the fuck

Ummmm WHY WAS I JUST NOTIFIED ABOUT THIS?!?!?! WHY AREN’T PPL MAKING NOISE OVER THIS?!?!?!

for those who don’t want to watch the video it was basically saying they are trying hard for a season 3 but they need us to make noise on social media and rewatch the show this month! We got a 2 hour special out of the noise we made last time and the creator was basically saying if we care enough netflix will care enough so MAKE SOME NOISE CLUSTER!!!

We’re the ones who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

To the power of a group of people unapologetically loving something silly and taking control of the stories that matter to them.

To the power of saving your favorite characters as a form of saving yourself.

To positive and healthy expressions of queer love, shared art, and making something beautiful together.

To the realization that “canon” merely indicates the version of the story preferred by the copyright holders - often corporations - and the rest is just fan fiction fodder, baby!

To fan fiction as an outlet for majority queer and female creators, perpetually blowing paid male writers out of the water.

To better fucking representation on every front moving forward.  

To blackout poetry, its own form of rebellion.

To family.

To family found.

To asserting that we, too, can live to see our own happy endings.

And,

of course,

to Fergus Crowley,

who is currently hogging the karaoke machine.

HE IS A PRINCESS!!! 

Fic list

These are in chronological order of when I posted them, starting with the oldest fic. Most contain swearing, any other warnings will be posted in the description. You can also find me on AO3 here. I will be updating!

The Whole Truth - First fic I ever posted! Baz is interrogated and placed under a truth spell.

A new kind of fire - Based on that Fangirl excerpt where Simon is about to fall off a cliff, and Baz saves him.

Simon Snow’s birthday. - (why does this fic not have a proper title) Baz decides to be nice.

Leavers ball - (ditto) There’s a roommates dance, and Simon refuses to miss out on his last Watford tradition.

The lucky one - Simon wants his magic back, and Baz hates seeing him like this.

Last words and first kisses - Simon decides to prove that Baz is a vampire once and for all.

Being in love with your mortal enemy is only acceptable when you’re under a spell. - Penny devises a love spell, and Simon identifies the perfect target.

The one where I stole someone’s soulmate AU idea (I think the tags said that people could use it as a prompt?) (Anyway, in hindsight, that was super rude of me.) - The first time you call your soulmate by their first name, you’ll know.

If Philippa Stainton hadn’t run out onto the drawbridge… - Uh-oh…

Just forget this ever happened - MY MOST POPULAR FIC!! Baz finds a spell that erases people’s memories, and gets addicted to using it on Simon…

Next-Level Plotting - The war is happening, and Baz is obviously plotting, and not at all concerned for Simon’s wellbeing because that’s uNrEaLiStIc.

It’s all yours. - Baz shares his magic with Simon like Simon used to share with him.

Only time will tell - Agatha has to decide between Baz and Simon, and spells herself into the future to try to find out the best outcome.

come back to me. - Snowbaz are already together, and Baz hasn’t come back for eighth year. Or, the beginning of Carry On rewritten as if they’re already a couple.

Prankster - Simon decides to prank Baz the Normal way. Then one prank goes too far.

Smells Like Home - Baz is missing, and Simon can barely smell him in the room anymore.

Dating Agatha Wellbelove - Fifth year. Simon is dating Agatha, but he’s obsessed with Baz.

Opposite day - Simon accidentally casts a spell that makes everyone say the opposite of what they mean.

Magic separates her from the world - Agatha in first year

Even if it’s just pretend - What if Simon had stayed in the car with Agatha and Penny? PART ONE: SIMON PART TWO: BAZ

Secret santa 2016 - Post-canon bit of fluff where everyone flies

Disengaged - Soulmate AU where you sleepwalk to your soulmate

Tired of hiding - Baz starts going to an LGBT+ club at Watford, Simon finds out and it changes the way he sees Baz. Warning: homophobia (or at least, Baz thinks that’s what it is, but there is no actual homophobia in the fic)

Roses are red - Baz sends Simon Valentine’s Day cards

Spell me out of this - Simon can’t deal with his feelings for Baz so he uses magic to repress them

Two can play at this game - Agatha tells Baz that Simon loves him, but it’s the day before April Fools, and Baz is not falling for that.

Room enough for two - AU where there is only one bed

Nemesis Mine - Superhero AU:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Epilogue

Plotting face - fluffffffffff

secret notes - Simon writes Baz an anonymous note

Mine - More tooth-rotting fluff

fight me - They have a fight. (But don’t worry. It’s all fluff.)

When intentions are lost in translation - Simon gets hurt, Baz takes care of him, and Simon accuses him of plotting

Fic every day in April - Here’s a link to my FEDA tag (which contains a lot of the last few fics listed plus some small drabbles)

Deepest Darkest Secret - Soulmate AU where you know your soulmate’s biggest secret:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22

12 August 2017 - It’s been 15 years since Natasha Pitch’s death.

Don’t let go - Simon is freaking out about Baz having been locked in a coffin.

I Wanted It to be Real - a fake relationship AU:

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6

Carry On Countdown 2017 - Simon and Baz have been messaging each other online, neither knowing who the other is. I incorporated prompts from the countdown into one ongoing story, but I didn’t do every single day, so this might look confusing but this is all the chapters in order:

Day 2. Social media Day 4. Rainy day Day 6. Angst day Day 9. Flowers Day 10. Song inspired Day 14. Fairytale retelling Day 18. Stuck in a room together Day 19. Late night/early morning Day 24. Stars Day 27. Snowy day

Made your mark on me - Soulmate AU where the things your soulmate loves show up on your skin.

Only Because It Rhymed - Simon casts a spell that forces Baz to rhyme everything he says, then has to figure out a way to undo it.

Alexa, this is so sad. - The Alexa meme can be used as a spell that plays a song that describes what someone’s feeling, which causes some problems for Baz.

In which Baz is scared of flying - the title pretty much says it all

I realized how phallic this was halfway into drawing it but decided to just go with it

Anyways here's a gee speedpaint

HE IS A SMOL PUPPY I AM SOFT