Okay So, Random But I'm A Girl And Was Wondering If You Wanted Company? I Know It's Usually Dudes That

Okay so, random but I'm a girl and was wondering if you wanted company? I know it's usually dudes that slide into dms, but you're kinda funny and adorable

Oh Pooks,

I really don't care about gender, just c'mon in and slide by, I'm sure we could have a great chat

Just text me honestly :^

You gotta deal with me being brain dead tho, cause it's 5 in the frigging morning and I still haven't slept yet <3

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1 month ago

Need some1 to kiss me like Astarion in bg3 when he says 'on your knees, Darling'

Need some1 to kiss me like in all those damn fanfictions

Need someone to hold/grab me by the throat

Need- need some1 to press me against smth or pull me against them or on their lap

Need some1 to push their tongue in my mouth and kiss me until I'm leaning against them, melting in their hold, make me swallow their.. your, spit, make me moan against your lips and cling onto you, make me not wanna let go, make me loose my breath, make me roll back my eyes and whine for more

God.. someone's just please fucking make out with me or sum


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3 months ago

Someone PUH-LEASE explain to me why older guys are so horrendously hot?!?!

Like, who gave u the right to make a girl swoon this easily??

Literally just u being 21 or over is great.. but

24? Mh...

27? Uh-huh..

29? Ngh..fuck...

31/32? Good. Lord.

34-36? Fucking heaven-

39-42? On the edge of my beliefs, but goddamn

Someone PUH-LEASE Explain To Me Why Older Guys Are So Horrendously Hot?!?!

Honestly js b older and u most likely already have me swooning for u

And if u add a nickname or some, and we have a good talk? Just kiss me already at that point.

Me when he's older:

Someone PUH-LEASE Explain To Me Why Older Guys Are So Horrendously Hot?!?!

Eyes b rolling back in my head


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1 year ago

I love casual dominance so much, it doesn’t even need to be sexual. Them pushing you against the wall when they pass by you, just to kiss your cheek. Bending you over the counter in the morning as they say good morning. Pressing you to your knees while you’re getting ready to tell you how pretty you look. Letting you go after, just to leaving you dazed and confused and needy.


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2 years ago

I'm a whore in theory, but sadly only a virgin in practice

need someone to change that~

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4 months ago
pleading puppy eyes

Anybody wanna text me, like, just randomly? My DMs are open n all

And honestly, since the acc from the guy I was texting got deactivated am kinda desperate/needy to talk to some1 n cutie patootie shit chat with them n all that

Wanna have some1 to get a lil attached to rn

In general I jus' wanna have some1 rn

Fucking hilarious/pathetic how badly I been wanting a bf cutrently tbh, but I still wanna have 1 anyways... god I just want a guy to cuddle me and hold me and be cute with.. but also to makeout with and sit on his lap and shit

Ughhh

Please..?


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4 months ago
Biting Is Hot And Everybody That Says It's Not Is In Denial.

Biting is hot and everybody that says it's not is in denial.

Fight (bite) me about it.


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2 months ago

My period is so weird (T^T)

Like, what do you mean you'll sit one out and be two weeks late after that aswell?

What do you mean I have cramps and my period isn't even there?

What do you mean my period only comes on time like twice a year?

What do you meannnnn???

I'd never know if I'm pregnant or nah cause my period might as well just be sitting out for a month again

I'd possibly be so assed in a relationship (wear condoms y'all)

Like, idk if I'm pregnant?? Maybe my period is js late???

Wtf is this

I gotta get on the pill fr

- this lovely rant post was inspired by my period, which I lit js got and once again is two weeks late and had me anxiously waiting for it<3


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2 months ago

I got this one Pin thingy on pinterest

And... I fucking need someone to go through all the 1.3k Pins I've got on there..

^ to give a lil taste of what's on there...

Soooo-

Pretty please? Anyone?


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3 months ago

Just wanted to say not to be like 'afraid' or something to text me just because I blocked some responses

That had to do with personal reasonings and that person crossing my boundaries, which I'm not willing to just let slide

I'm a very open person and all that, but I'm not going to accept some1 not giving a shit about boundaries, especially not with my past history

So pls try, and b respectful

I don't mind flirting or some playful remarks, but ask before you do something that could make me unvomfy, especially after only a few days of talking

The same thing I already said in the comments under that post, just wanted to make it clear again that I have boundaries and I'll avoid / block people that disrespect those

pleading puppy eyes

Anybody wanna text me, like, just randomly? My DMs are open n all

And honestly, since the acc from the guy I was texting got deactivated am kinda desperate/needy to talk to some1 n cutie patootie shit chat with them n all that

Wanna have some1 to get a lil attached to rn

In general I jus' wanna have some1 rn

Fucking hilarious/pathetic how badly I been wanting a bf cutrently tbh, but I still wanna have 1 anyways... god I just want a guy to cuddle me and hold me and be cute with.. but also to makeout with and sit on his lap and shit

Ughhh

Please..?


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