"Too Old"? Sorry, Think I'll Need Clarification

Instead of blowing up fireworks (dangerous, pets get scared, noisy af, yada yada..) why not blow my back out to transition between the years? <3

Anybody wanna text me, like, just randomly? My DMs are open n all

And honestly, since the acc from the guy I was texting got deactivated am kinda desperate/needy to talk to some1 n cutie patootie shit chat with them n all that

Wanna have some1 to get a lil attached to rn

In general I jus' wanna have some1 rn

Fucking hilarious/pathetic how badly I been wanting a bf cutrently tbh, but I still wanna have 1 anyways... god I just want a guy to cuddle me and hold me and be cute with.. but also to makeout with and sit on his lap and shit

Ughhh

Please..?

Okay so, random but I'm a girl and was wondering if you wanted company? I know it's usually dudes that slide into dms, but you're kinda funny and adorable

Oh Pooks,

I really don't care about gender, just c'mon in and slide by, I'm sure we could have a great chat

Just text me honestly :^

You gotta deal with me being brain dead tho, cause it's 5 in the frigging morning and I still haven't slept yet <3

Biting is hot and everybody that says it's not is in denial.

Fight (bite) me about it.

I got this one Pin thingy on pinterest

And... I fucking need someone to go through all the 1.3k Pins I've got on there..

^ to give a lil taste of what's on there...

Soooo-

Pretty please? Anyone?

I love casual dominance so much, it doesn’t even need to be sexual. Them pushing you against the wall when they pass by you, just to kiss your cheek. Bending you over the counter in the morning as they say good morning. Pressing you to your knees while you’re getting ready to tell you how pretty you look. Letting you go after, just to leaving you dazed and confused and needy.

I'm a whore in theory, but sadly only a virgin in practice

need someone to change that~

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Me n who?

What's your favorite and least favorite thing about yourself and why

Dear lord, good question...

Are we talking physical appearance, personality or just in general? Because, Love, I can yap and overshare.

(Yapping after the cut)

Sooo.. least favs first;

Appearance? My stretchmarks and lower tummy for sure. Why? I don't like how that part of my stomach looks in pants and my stretchmarks bc they are literally everywhere and and I cannot stand their different color and skin texturen and how they remind me of how quickly I grew and gained some weight after puberty started hitting

Personality? My overthinking everything and how emotional I get at times for no reson at all (probs got that from my mother). I think it's obvious why I don't like those-?

In general? Always being unsure of myself and my inability to really motivate myself. I think that is also self explanitory

My favs;

Appearance? My eyes, defo, I like their color a lot (especially after crying-) and my hair, I like the color and the cut I gave myself with my curls

Personality? Idk, tough one.. I like my humor? It's pretty dark, I dunno, I don't think about my personality a lot

In general? I guess that I'm able to just let out my creativity however I want bc of my sewing, but mostly crafting and drawing, skills

Someone PUH-LEASE explain to me why older guys are so horrendously hot?!?!

Like, who gave u the right to make a girl swoon this easily??

Literally just u being 21 or over is great.. but

24? Mh...

27? Uh-huh..

29? Ngh..fuck...

31/32? Good. Lord.

34-36? Fucking heaven-

39-42? On the edge of my beliefs, but goddamn

Honestly js b older and u most likely already have me swooning for u

And if u add a nickname or some, and we have a good talk? Just kiss me already at that point.

Me when he's older:

Eyes b rolling back in my head