Imaboringtwat - Idk What To Put Here

As Aziraphale walked among the perfumed groves, he held out his hand and the trees he touched went from blossom to fruit with a delighted shiver. It was a sullen kind of rebellion, to spend miracles so frivolously. It was as if he were declaring to the world that the people who weren't on the ark still deserved something good, something precious and divine.

The water is coming, and on their own, Aziraphale and Crawley have no idea what to do or how to do it. Together, however, things may be a little different.

Words: 17,489

Status: Complete

Rating: Teen And Up

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19873681/chapters/47066161

That's a fantastically framed shot. Wow.

proper made me giggle this

After all, good old Xi said he might consider not sending the US all the components they are so heavily dependent on anymore… so…

I’d rather stay in and read fanfics on AO3 than do this thing called go outside and talk to people

Incredibly, I just realised I haven't done a pinned post of my AO3 fic. Do mind the tags!

Fluff (Teen rating):

Just in the mood for some cookery shenanigans and domestic fluff? Indulge in Cooking for Beginners

Or maybe you're more interested in seeing the Ineffables enjoy a picnic beneath the stars as Crowley tries to work up the courage to Do It Again. If so, enjoy Where We Belong

Non-graphic smut:

Want pining, sexual/romantic tension, but with a happy ending (and bonus 1941)? How To Play

Explicit works:

Want a follow-up of 1941 roleplay with explicit sex, plus a heap of feelings and power-play? Some Kind of Magic Inside

If you're in the mood for Femme Crowley and intriguing lingerie, try The Way That You Hold Me

Fancy some Femme Crowley AND Femme Aziraphale? Enjoy Like Heaven Above Me

How about some restaurant sex roleplay? The Things You Do

Or perhaps a reimagining of the Bastille incident? Somehow You Found Me

Maybe some good ol' phone sex and feelings? A Little Distance

Enjoy some tenderness with your voyeurism? Let Me See You

Why not an ethereal threesome featuring two Soft/Gentle Dom Aziraphales and one Sub Crowley? How I Worship You

If you're after some slow burn, enemies to friends to lovers, there's my Human AU where Azira Fell and AJ Crowley are both neurodivergent, authors, enemies... and, unbeknownst to them, both fans of a certain TV show... Write A Way

There's now a one-shot sequel to Write A Way called Letting Go, where Azira and Crowley start to explore some kinkier aspects to their relationship...

Perhaps you'd like to read some emotional make-up sex while Crowley wears the most ridiculous outfit possible? Talking is for Tomorrow

Or maybe you'd enjoy Femme Aziraphale trying to very obviously seduce a very oblivious Crowley via cream cakes and innuendo? Finding A Rhythm

You might be more in the mood for university lecturers Anthony and Ezra finally working things out together thanks to an academic conference, some criminally-thin walls, and a rather magic wand in I've Got a Wand and (maybe) a Rabbit (edit: there's now a 4 chapter sequel to this called Is It Casual Now?, where Ezra and Anthony are trying to work out who they are together, with a healthy dollop of miscommunication 😅)

I hope you find something you enjoy - let me know here or in the comments on AO3 💜