So You Guys Know How When Toga Is Transforming She Kinda Turns Into A Blob Mid Transformation Well Hypothetically

I have super weird dreams. Now this is all fine and good , the problem arises because I can’t tell dream from reality and I spend several minutes wondering where I got an intricate puzzle box i remember seeing in my bed stand and then realize it never existed and this peace of a memory is probably from a dream I had 2 months ago , I also dream with some irregularities as I often don’t dream cuasing more confusion. My grasp on reality has always been very loose one time I woke up went to sleep and thought i was getting ready for the day it sucks

Always remember to hydrate your gremlin

My fucking god

Is owning a kea legal in minisosta

I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.

The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.

And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.

Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.

Hey you my severe case of adhd! SHUT THE HELL UP O DONT CARE IF YOU JUST WANT TO SIT AROUND ALL DAY WE HAVE THINGS TO DO WERE CLEANING OUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT GONNA HEAR IT

Ever just scroll through your post an realize 27,000 people where like hmm I like this

Desert Golden Mole, “Night on Earth” Episode 1, via Amp

Dnd character ideas : a eco terorosist Druid , a warlock with a over protective deity make sure to nerf or will be way over powered,

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week

Sooooooo I just made this absolutely perfect burger but we have a problem

MY MOUTH ISNT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE A BITE

Hey fuckers I’m here to join you gremlins

YOU,LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ………… so me my mom and some freinds went to roller skating rink called cheapskate and we where hanging out getting reddy to go home when suddenly on the speakers where they play music for you to skate to THEY STARTED PLAYING “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP by Rick astley “ started playing . an entire roller skating rink that was packed got rickrolled