The Things I Name My Pokémon Used To Be Weird Like Katie Pidgey And Now It’s Weird In The Way I Named

If I was an English teacher on April fools day

All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await

Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man

I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance

“Good morning Everypony” i say

I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”

After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day

“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.

I turn on my little pony

The next day everything’s gone

But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week

I have super weird dreams. Now this is all fine and good , the problem arises because I can’t tell dream from reality and I spend several minutes wondering where I got an intricate puzzle box i remember seeing in my bed stand and then realize it never existed and this peace of a memory is probably from a dream I had 2 months ago , I also dream with some irregularities as I often don’t dream cuasing more confusion. My grasp on reality has always been very loose one time I woke up went to sleep and thought i was getting ready for the day it sucks

I personally think it’s the best thing ever I get a story and a haiku

Danny accidentally stops a version of the Injustice Universe from happening.

He's exploring other dimensions, just sightseeing with Dan (trying to teach that guy how put on his Empathy Cap) and Dani (she disappeared over Mexico but that's fine she'll find them), when he sees a hero from this dimension clearly not right in the head.

Also, about to attack a woman that very clearly knows him.

Danny would never forgive himself if he was made to hurt Sam or Tucker, and he can tell that this hero, Superman, is straightup about to make this lady a cloud of red mist.

So he drops his invisibility, focuses everything on speed, and barely reaches her before the hit lands, turning them both intangible.

"Wait, he just needs-!"

"Nope, we are not doing this."

With those words, he phases through the ground with the lady and absconds.

Dan can handle the angry guy with Super Strength; he's been itching for a fight anyways.

Danny's currently getting yelled at by the lady, so he's a little preoccupied.

I am playing a game where yyplay as animals and survive your starter animal is a tiger I’m a frog currently the frog is actually pretty week cause this game is realistic I’m a level 6 frog I’ve killed an entire elaphant and then dovoured it’s whole carcass with this frog. I don’t even have frog npc freinds yet to help me

GUYS IM FREAKING OUT I JUST HEARD A WHALE NOISE 4 TIMES NOW I LIVE NO WHERE NEAR THE SEA IN FACT IVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA AND MY AuDIO IS OFF SO IT CANT BE THAT

Yes

I definitely do this except I tape them to my bedroom walls with all the other stuff

I exist to vibe with everything like seriously I befriend a snake and now it goes to my scent

I HATE THAT BRITTISH KOOPA SO MUCH AND THE FACT THAT HIS MUSTACHE RIVALS MARIOS IN IT CARE MAKE IT WORSE

You go Doris you go girl no one can stop you

This is Doris Pollas, the cofounder of the organisation now known as lgbt+ Denmark which by being founded in 1948 is one of the oldest if not the oldest queer organisation in the world.

Doris lived in a farm in Jutland as a child. She was always butch and figured out she was a lesbian in her teens. When she heard about a club in copenhagen where boys kissed boys and girls kissed girls she went just some months after and it was through that club she started a paper connecting queer people all up to seventies and co founded lgbt+ Denmark.

She is now 97 year and wishes for every queer person to have an as loving and accepting family as she did.

I don’t see a lot of older gays from my country, so learning about Doris, a masc lesbian, was really nice.

A dude in my class is playing Minecraft on a school computer using an emulator or something this is a big deal cause our school uses go guardian and we physically can only download 2 apps in the App Store one being gramerly and the other I think is 2048