Finally Done Phew

daily doodles (10) blame the wormhole crew for all my incoming knightiplier content

I have given up

Well, I’ve already scared off the people on insta— time to do the same to tumblr.

Somebody order a big titty goth? No? Huh.

Well, take him anyways.

I love this person

Adaine meeting a stuck up girl who's good at everything and aced her school year already and immediately turning to her party members and saying she was worse than Kalvaxus, a centuries old dragon, is so real of her

If I had a nickel for every time I got into a piece of media wherein there was:

- a mystery centred around the death of this high-status asshole who kind of isn’t dead

- a main character audience-insert who you never see and who must solve this murder with the help of the other characters

- the ex-wife of said high-status asshole, who hates him and has powers of precognition

- someone who was framed for the death of the asshole and has to flee

- a pre-established (and possibly romantic) relationship between the audience-insert and their ‘boss’

- that ‘boss’ character, who tells the audience-insert half truths in order to protect* them

…I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it

The "God" we made from unethically sourced flesh and metal won't talk to us anymore so I'm gonna abandon you guys and the project and hope it doesn't remember my name or face

Accidentally fed him the robe he was wearing before this scene happened... I'm okay with the result.