I Will Scream This Until The Sun Explodes, If You Write Hera Cheating You Don’t Understand Hera.

i think about this video a lot

maybe i'll feel better tomorrow

party animals

POV you're confronted by a small lamb

WHEN DID THEY TAKE IT

give harley quinn back her stupid little hat with the stupid little bells you bastards

I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously

op please post the full Actor Mark ref for your take on him please

I finally got around to making this reference sheet sorry it took literal months

Patton: *makes a moose sound*

Thomas: Patton, I’m-

Patton: *louder moose sound with hand antlers*

Logan: Did you factor in the antlers?

Thomas: I’m factoring them in as we speak!

Logan: Fun fact about moose: they’re the last surviving species of North American mega fauna.

Thomas: No points to Logan.

Logan: Points to the audience for learning!

Roman: God, Logan, it’s not the extra credit show, it’s make animal sounds!

What we know about Goncharov so far:

PRODUCED by Scorsese, but DIRECTED by Matteo JWHJ 0715, get it right.

Robert De Niro, Al Pacino star, along with Cybill Shepherd. Released in 1973.

About Soviets in Naples dealing with the mob. Greatest mafia movie ever made, natch.

Ice Pick Joe is under rated.

Homoeroticism between Goncharov and Andrey is extremely popular in the modern day, bordering on explicit text and desire even through their rivalry and sublimated competing for Katya.

Katya is underused in the movie, and is a complicated character who is both the femme fatale, the center of a love triangle between Goncharov and Andrey, Goncharov’s wife, and also manipulating everyone.

There’s also a scene where Katya kisses Sofia? Tumblr lesbians go crazy.

Had political undertones and commentary, possibly about the failures of the Soviet Union, or leftist ideology vs. realpolitik.

Is over three hours long and kinda slow at times. Violent. Not as easy to watch as the memes and shipping would have you believe.

However conversely film bros who reduce to a badass gangster movie are missing so so much.

Has clock symbolism. Themes of how the characters are trapped in cycles of violence, revenge, hubris, tragedy. Lots of Catholic imagery.

Snubbed at awards, lack of official releases has turned it into a bit of lost media, despite how influential it was.

There have been talks of sequels/remakes through the years but nothing has ever come of it.

I have given up