I Think It Was Before I Started Posting Story Concepts On Tumblr But I Had An Old Concept Called ‘apocalyptia’

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

You seen that one episode of South Park?

why spiderman-noir is the fricken best

Dapper man even tips his fedora before a fight lol

Holds his hat to chest at Aunt May's place

A total sweetheart 💕 💖

And of course, fights Nazis

Is the only spiderman to have a gun, because private eye / 1920s hard boiled detective type

maybe i'll feel better tomorrow

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“It funny because for many years people thought Goncharov was the main antagonist of the film, after all, he’s the one everyone’s out to get, right? But it seems people are starting to understand that in actual fact, it is time that is the main adversary in this story. There’s never enough of it and that torments a lot of characters, especially Goncharov, because he’s fighting so desperately to find his place in a world that is so keen on keeping him ostracized.”

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Oh they’re little goblins this is FANTASTIC news I am throwing them all into a cardboard box

Anyone else’s feet just start twitching? Like, yes, body, I am in fact alive still, just as I was haLF A GODDAMN SECOND AGO

this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning, and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

I’m starting to think that the annoying English teacher was right when they say everything a writer chooses to use has a meaning. Like, it might not be a big meaning, but I have not written a single sentence yet that was not intended to have some kind of effect. Some of them stand alone, some of them contribute to a whole thing, like structural motifs, but…

I don’t know, everything has meaning, I guess.

Darkiplier doodle (might be little disturbing?)