It's Gonna Be Such A Funny Mess When Donald Trump Dies Of A Stroke On April 1st, 2024.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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dreams I had that sound like bad fanfics pt. 1

Okay so Percy and friends had to go to some sort of apartment complex place that was housing demigods who were living on their own and they were trying to convince the leader to at least partner with them so if they needed help they could get it. But while they were doing that one of the girls who lived in building was like bothering Percy and just kinda acting like a bitch. I don't really remember why she was but at some point she revealed that Gabe Ugliano was her bio dad and when she found out Percy used to be his stepson she chilled out and wanted Percy to tell her about Gabe. Later they went into the building to sleep and Percy who had real fucking long hair had a breakdown and cut his hair.

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

i know it's a little bit toxic but nothing is more satisfying to me than when a fictional character who is generally very dignified, polite, and calm even under pressure is finally persuaded to unleash their anger and it fucking explodes out of them with enough molten volcanic rage to level entire cities

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1 year ago

Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

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5 months ago

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1 year ago

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