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THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT IT JUST LOOK AT IT

what good comes of something when I’m just the ghost of nothing?

So my mom is babysitting an infant but I didn't know so I cannot explain the feeling of walking into my living room and seeing a lone baby ive never seen before sitting on the floor and the dead eye contact we shared for a full minute before my mom came back into the room

They’re both famous in their own towns and sometimes news passes of the success of the other from town to town. At the beginning of their breakup they hate it but over time they’re excited to hear each new thing that the other accomplishes. When they finally meet again they get to talk about how each progress happened, and they are so proud of each other when before they were almost rivals. Passive aggressive couple you only bring over once a year esque.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

OP HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIT A 3 FINGERED HAND WITH A 5 FINGERED HAND

I PRAISE

Turtle hands:>

I…i think it’s Part 4 of this saga? Kind of?

Do you want my social security number again?

Sighh...

How can one define the death of death

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

HOW DOES THE SOCIALING WORK PLEASE I’M GONNA CRY I JUST WANT TO GO BACK HOME AND PET MY PUPPY I’M OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND STOP ASKING

Warning: when putting those little butter packets things with the shiny cover take off the cover it is not just pretty shiny shiny it is aluminum foil

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MAN >:P

Fred was my favorite character <3/p

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

I’m so excited to put all of my efforts into trying to be a good driver to statistically be hit by an idiot who only cares about themselves