I’m So Excited To Put All Of My Efforts Into Trying To Be A Good Driver To Statistically Be Hit By

Being new to Tumblr feels like being a gardener, I'm gonna take my little rake it push at the soil beneath what I hope will lead to fond memories AND BEING ABLE TO PET A COW

So my mom is babysitting an infant but I didn't know so I cannot explain the feeling of walking into my living room and seeing a lone baby ive never seen before sitting on the floor and the dead eye contact we shared for a full minute before my mom came back into the room

OP HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIT A 3 FINGERED HAND WITH A 5 FINGERED HAND

I PRAISE

Turtle hands:>

I…i think it’s Part 4 of this saga? Kind of?

Do you remember THE RAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN

i’ve been wanting to paint a lightning scene for a while his was so fun thanks @somerandomdudelmao

sees art with thick smooth line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees art with sketchy thin line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees lineless art: ah yes i want my art to

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I love washing my hands when I have dirt or marker on them and watching it disappear. I know I made the hand washing Olympics

I LOVE FOAMING HAND SOAP!!!!!!

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying