MARAUDERS HEADCANON

james potter is so ??? husband ??? i think abt him saying "shes my wife" abt lily abt 24 times a minute like he is literally married and its perfect

fan fiction isn’t enough anymore I need to inject James Potter directly into my veins

Remus: i love studying and getting good grades

Also Remus when exams roll around:

sirius has a black leather jacket he's never seen without, yet it still seems to be in wonderful condition. remus has a brown leather jacket that used to be his dad's that looks like it's been through hell (it has)

regulus: UGHHHH your hair is such a mess, potter, it looks like 20 birds chose to make their nests there

james: i can cut it

regulus:...

regulus: over my dead and rotten body.

Marlene: You’re going to need to socialize.

Lily: What? No, I don't wanna do that.

Mary: You're going to have a great time, you might meet some new people.

Lily, burying her face in her book: No, no, no, no!

the black brothers gossip. 100%. and when they do james and remus just watch in awe, because the conversation goes from english to rapid-fire frenglish and they aren’t even sure sirius and regulus are breathing, and the brothers get so loud the whole common room watches them like a tense quidditch match because they think they’re arguing, when in reality, they’re shittalking about dumbass gilderoy lockheart

everyone’s always talking about how james is such an amazing dad, and yeah, he’s awesome, but can we take a moment to talk about regulus as a parent? i mean, let’s just agree that he’s sooo attentive, and sooo loving, and he always lets their kid hang out with him in the kitchen while he’s cooking or cleaning, just listening to them go off about random stuff like, "daddy, mr. snuggles (aka the stuffed bunny) said he doesn’t like carrots. we had a fight." and regulus will give this exaggerated shocked look and be like, "no way? seriously? you’re telling me?" all wide-eyed and dramatic, and they’ll just go back and forth like that for hours, because their kid’s got the same endless chatter as james

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

rosekiller would get tattoos of each other’s bite marks