Marauders Fans Would Understand

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MARAUDERS HEADCANON

When Lily and James started dating everyone at Hogwarts started to call them Jily, and they were both so happy about it.

But then, the other marauders called them Lames and they hated it. Sirius laughed so much when the first time he called them that.

The couple decided that they needed a name to call themselves when they were alone. When Remus heard this, he said to Lily in one of their classes:

Flowerpot

And she burst out laughing because, she LOVED it.

with wolfstar there is no "fell first" "fell harder" nonsense, they're both fucking idiots and they fell so much they crashed through three floors

thinking about james guiding regulus through the halls to his classes because he’s reading while walking

“careful here, love. that’s the missing step. cmon, just hop over it a little.”

thinking about regulus trying to focus on his book but getting flustered by james’ arm around him so that he doesn’t smash into a wall

thinking about everyone thinking they’re dating but james is just thinking “okay, just guiding my best friends adorable, pretty, perfect little brother to his classes. no gay panic here, no sir.”

MARAUDERS HEADCANON #5

In forth year, Sirius started using black nail polish and eyeliner. Sloughorn gave him detention because it "wasn't appropriate" for a BOY to paint his nails and wear makeup.

The next day, all the Marauders and many other Gryffindor and Hufflepuff students that liked the idea painted their nails and used eyeliner.

When the professor tried to talk to McGonagall, she shrugged and simply said

"I'm sorry Horace, but in my opinion there is nothing wrong about it, so I don't see detention necessary"

Then smiled to the boys and left, leaving the old potions teacher with an open mouth.

The people who compare Regulus to a star and James to the sun are correct, but consider: the sun IS a star. Regulus burns just as brightly as James does. You just have to get closer to him.

every fic after tcoptp feels like whiplash tcoptp was the slowest of all slowburns and now im like literallt what the heck when the characters know eachothers names by chapter 1

"the black family madness" the books call it. "the consequences of inbreeding" is what it actually is

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

Obviously, my "innocent" boy 🤭💖

“remus is the innocent one 🥺”

that bitch could literally get away with murder

not to mention hes the mastermind behind it all