Inari-okami - Inashi-Chan

Alpheus is my favourite character in this series because I love purple and villains who are at least slightly unhinged.

And you have to be unhinged to consider making a 12 year old your nemesis as an 18 year old. Possibly also lied to and manipulated into considering it a valid course of action by someone you know might not have your best interests at heart but is also the only solid adult figure you have in your life because the A.I. who runs your ship doesn’t count despite her sapience.

Anyway I love him and I’ve been goth for as long I can remember so here’s a cybergoth WIP inspired by his amazing concept art. Maybe he’s having a rebellious phase after his near death experience.

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

Tony: Peter! I know about the injury you hid from me!

Peter: Really, Mr Stark, it's not a big deal! The bullet only hit a kidney! I have a spare one anyways!

Tony: WHAT!? YOU GOT SHOT!?

Peter: ...you didn't know about that?

Tony: No! I know about the other injury!

Peter: Well it wasn't that bad! I was only concussed for 5 hours! And I only threw up 12 times!

Tony: WHAT!?

Peter: Oh, did you mean the one from 2 weeks ago when I was impaled by a Satelite dish on Neds House?

Tony: WHAT!? NO!

Peter: Oh, then you must know about the time my leg got mangled because I found out bullet proof glass isn't swing proof

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Peter: Well if you werent talking about them, then what were you talking about?

Tony: LAST TUESDAY! WHEN YOU GOT STABBED! AND STITCHED IT UP YOURSELF!

Peter: THAT WASNT EVEN THAT BAD COMPARED TO 3 WEEKS AGO! I ONLY LOST 1 LITRE OF BLOOD! 3 WEEKS AGO I LOST 5!

Tony: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?

Take a shot each time it says year.

HTTYD fandom, this year we RISE.

quick meme i made in the dead of night, sleepy as hell. Honestly it was waaayyy funnier in my head.

Tswwwit’s Masterlist 2.0

Hey, everyone! I decided to put together my own list of @tswwwit‘s stories! 

This contains most, if not all, of the stories they’ve posted to their blog! Including things that weren’t previously on their masterlist. I’ve recently updated it to be even more organized!

It’s very long, so the list is under the cut!

Familiar AU

Faking It (Complete)

Hating It (Companion Fic for Faking It, Bill POV, Complete)

Confessing It (In Progress)

Familiar AU Snippets

One-Part Stories

Altar Backstory Scene

April fools Post

AU Where The Familiar Spell Goes As Planned

Bill Being Vengeful

Bill and Mabel Chatting During Confessing It

Bill Looks at Dipper with his Glowing Eye

Caught Singing in the Bathroom

Cold Weather Sucks

Dipper Attempts an Insult

Dipper’s Bad At Fire

Dipper Gets FURIOUS At Ford

Encounter With An Incubus

Finding someone’s “Good” Dream about Dipper

Fordus Interruptus

Gideon Tries to Blackmail Dipper

Jealous Dipper

No Kiss For Bill (Yet)

Old Man Dipper

Parody Familiar AU

Pre-Billdip Bill Meets Post-Billdip Bill

Truth Curse Fic

Saucy but not the way you think

Sick Dipper

Stan & Bill Friodshop

Stan Getting Bill To Help With His Will

Wendy Makes a Visit

WIP Snippets (Confessing It epilogue and roleplay skit)

White Fence Suburban Married Couple

Wrestling In The Closet

Multiple Part Stories

Amnesia AU (Parts 1-5)

BILLnesia AU (Parts 1-5)

Cult-Survivor Dipper (Mute Dipper AU)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

A Favor for Mabel

Part 1, Part 2

Federal Flirtagent

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Ford & Bill Familiar Bond

Part 1, Part 2

Ford POV

Part 1, Part 2

Love Potion

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Stan POV

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

Whump

Part 1, Part 2 Coming Soon

Familiar AU NSFW

Interlewd #1

Interlewd #2

Interlewd #3

Interlewd #4 (Bill POV)

Interlewd #5 (Alternating POV)

Bill Sucks At Games

Demons Are Tricky

The REALLY Kinky ones (See the AO3 tags for warnings)

Bill has a crappy day

Wolf/Lamb Roleplay

CYOA Masterpost

Bill vs Bill (AO3)

Bill in Other Universe

Bill in Other Universe Deleted Scene

Post-Bill vs Bill snippet

Reincarnation AU

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

Bill Meeting Dipper As A Baby

Dipper Wants A Date

Mason’s Memory Dream

Dipper finds Bill’s body dead

Med-Student Dipper Heals Bill

Octobill Stories

Octobill

Non-Serious Biologically Accurate Octobill

Octobill Haircut Short

Octobill and the Pairbonding Saga

Octobill Prequel

Raised Spirits (A.K.A. Poltergiest AU)

Raised Spirits

Reverse Falls Stories

Bill giving Will Relationship Advice

Will and Dip #1

Will and Dip #2

Will and Dip #3

Misc. Billdip One Shots Not On AO3

Awkward First Meetings

Bill and Dip can’t Touch

Bill Draws Constellations on Dipper

Bill On Smile Dip

Bill Scaring Dipper

Coffee Shop AU

Dentist Bill

First Kiss

Geometry Pickup Lines

Impatient Bill

Jealous Bill

Mabel and Bill Playing Chess

Semi-Dark Billdip (Blood Warning)

Siren AU

Stan reacts to Billdip

Teaching Magic

Triangle Bill Cuddling Dip

Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Scum Villain’s Accidental Romance System (Self-Indulgent)

Legend Of Zelda

Sidon/Link

Original Fiction Masterlist

Tswwwit’s AO3 Account (For other Billdip stories that are not currently updating)

BurnerAccount

Thanks, everyone! Lemme know if I missed anything!

Apparently I am incapable of joy

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

I wish someone would make this a fanfiction, and if it's already made can someone tell me how to find it

Scary Dark Lord / Tom Riddle turned simp for Harry Potter is my fave thing.

Time Trave AU where Harry is ACTUALLY trying to keep on the DL except Tom is smitten with the way Harry lights up durning DADA and the way the sun shines through his messy hair.

He of course tries to turn on his charm onto Harry but finds himself stumbling over his words and Harry looks at him like 🤨 Because Harry of course would think Tom is talking to him for nefarious reasons other than to maybe see how warm his hands get in the winter time.

Tom would find any excuse to talk to Harry like wanting to hold his books while they walked to class, but Harry would take it as "he is calling me weak?!"

And while he was trying to walk next to him he would trip over his own two feet.

Tom would feel defeated because Harry doesn't want to give him the time of day and get really upset when he sees how easily he laughs with literally anyone else other than him.

Sure, he may pull some nasty trick to get him partnered with Harry in herbology, but he is heartbroken when Harry glares at him the whole time. Why doesn't Harry smile at HIM? He didn't even do anything to him?

Harry catches him glaring at the other students and thinks he is up to something troublesome, and uses Tom's obsession with him to "keep an eye on him" when really Tom is just thrilled Harry said yes to going to Hogsmeade with him 🥰

Probably

this is stupid but why are they wearing the same outfit. like that's the exact same outfit right? down to the elbow patches. how did this happen. did fiddleford take half his wardrobe in the divorce