Conner: Well, what was I supposed to do, not dance with a dog?!
Zatanna: What'cha doing?
Wally: Standing on the side of the road.
Zatanna: Fun
Zatanna: Oh my gosh, you're never going to believe this, there is this guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you.
Zatanna: I'm about to hit him
Wally: huh?
*Zatanna hits Wally with her car*
Conner and M'gann: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*
Conner and M'gann: *look at each other smiling*
Wally and Artemis: *reach for food at the same time and fingers touch*
Wally: GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHICKEN
Artemis: YOUR CHICKEN? I TOUCHED IT FIRST!!!
Artemis: I really like bad boys
Wally falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere
Artemis, grinning and blushing like a love struck idiot as he watches Wally flail around on the floor: And by bad boys I mean boys that are bad at everything
Zatanna: Do you know how many basic bitches would KILL to have the same personality as me?
Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*
Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*
Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE
Artemis walking into the room looking slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Wally looking EXTREMELY DISHEVELED: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball
Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon
Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.
*Robin pops out if no where*
Connor: where did he even come from?!
Wally: STOP BEING ONE WITH THE SHADOWS DANG IT!
Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer
Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich
Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can