Roy: Hey Those Pinecones Smell Like A Fireball

Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?

Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.

Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.

Will: My baby is not a bitch!

Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart

Wally: it shows

When Artemis and Wally told the team they were dating

M'gann: Don't you dare hurt her

*The Team laughs*

Wally: I won't

Dick: don't laugh, she means it

Wally: I-i mean I won't

Kaldur: seriously Wally, don't hurt her

Wally: okay I'm not planning on hurting her

Rocket: you better not be

Wally:I'm not

Zatanna: Hey Wally, you best watch your self

Wally: why would any of you think I would hurt Artemis, you're all my friends too

Conner: Meh

M'gann: Everything is perfect, the world is amazing

Artemis: Weren't you just crying last night how much the world hates you?

M'gann: Shut it, we don't talk about dark times

Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*

Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*

Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE

*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*

Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.

Who wants to bet that everyone on the Young Justice team likes playing with Artemis’ hair? 

Wally would love it of course and probably runs his fingers through the silky strands whenever he can, especially when they’re in bed and he can’t sleep or when they’re sitting on the couch and Artemis has her head on his lap. M'gann, Raquel, and Zatanna obviously like using Artemis’ head to try out new hairstyles and intricate braids, because everyone knows that Artemis has the best hair out of everyone on the team. And Kaldur’s mother also has beautiful hair, so he probably used to help her brush it and style it a lot when he was younger, so Artemis probably lets him comb her hair every once in a while when he feels lonely or missed Atlantis. Conner doesn’t actively try braiding her hair, but maybe Artemis is busy doing something with her hands and Conner’s the only one available to braid it for her, so she asks him to do it and he discovers that braiding Artemis’ hair is actually really calming and helps him with his anger issues, so sometimes if he’s in a bad mood she will allow him to braid it to calm him down. With Robin, he’s kind of like a little brother to Artemis, so of course like any other brother he’s often forced to help her brush her hair if she needs to get ready quickly or if her hands are unavailable. That’s how he learns that he’s a natural at hair styling and loves brushing her hair, though he would never dare to say it aloud.     

*Robin pops out if no where*

Connor: where did he even come from?!

Wally: STOP BEING ONE WITH THE SHADOWS DANG IT!

Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?

Jade: No, he thinks we both suck

Wally: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jade: what's up your ass this morning?

*Artemis walks by*

Artemis: Hey

Jade: Nevermind

*Wally spits out coffee*