Wally: Is There A Cactus Where Your Heart Should Be?

Conner: Well, what was I supposed to do, not dance with a dog?!

Artemis: I'm not a stone cold bitch, I'm a natural, beautiful presence.

Artemis, talking about Paula: She wouldn't want us to fight.

Jade: Well she wouldn't exactly be shocked.

Dick: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a minor and could just drink all my problems away

Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann

Artemis: If she were a spice she'd be flour

Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer

Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich

Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can

Zatanna: Guys, my dad just admitted to being homophobic

Zatara: All I said is that I wouldn’t buy you an ice cream cone at McDonald’s

Zatanna: SAME THING!

Roy: Hey those pinecones smell like a fireball

Kaldur: Ummm us non-alcoholics call it cinnamon

Artemis or Jade to Sportsmaster at one point: It's disgusting to be related to you

Zatanna: I don't have a sad playlist...I have a playlist that makes me sad