Zatanna: I Don't Have A Sad Playlist...I Have A Playlist That Makes Me Sad

*Post Time skip*

Wally: I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

Wally West: you know how when you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates?

Wally West: well, my kids are going to be right about that

Artemis walking into the room looking slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Wally looking EXTREMELY DISHEVELED: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Artemis: I'm not a stone cold bitch, I'm a natural, beautiful presence.

Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore

Aqualad: What?

Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?

Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!

Batman *opening the batmobile*: Ugh.

Batman: This just screams I wasn't loved enough as a child

Robin: This is your car

M’gann: Come join a nunnery with me

Zatanna: I don’t need to join a nunnery I need to join a whorehouse

Zatanna: Guys, my dad just admitted to being homophobic

Zatara: All I said is that I wouldn’t buy you an ice cream cone at McDonald’s

Zatanna: SAME THING!

Conner: Well, what was I supposed to do, not dance with a dog?!

Wally: My type?

Wally: People who are mean and have zero interest in me obviously.