M’gann: Come Join A Nunnery With Me

Artemis: You called me a whore and pushed me infront of a car

Sportsmaster: ARTEMIS I WAS IN A BAD MOOD

M’gann: [places hand on chest] Doesn’t matter what you look like, all that matters is what’s here

Zatanna, nodding: Tits

*During the Halloween episode s1*

Artemis: Wow Harm really hates us Zatanna

Zatanna: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic

Artemis:...

Artemis: But we're not gay Zatanna

Zatanna: We're not?!

Zatanna: I don't have a sad playlist...I have a playlist that makes me sad

That whole scene in episode 2 was just a clown circus

Dick: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a minor and could just drink all my problems away

Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car

Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it

M'gann: As your best friend

Artemis: Zatanna is my best friend

M'gann:

M'gann: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND....

Wally: Once a year, Zatanna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?

Zatanna: Clothes.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fragrances.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Massages.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Mimosas.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fine leather goods

Wally: Treat yoself!

Zatanna: It's the best day of the year.

Wally and Zatanna: It's the best day of the year!

Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*

Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*

Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE