*During The Halloween Episode S1*

Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?

Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.

Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.

Will: My baby is not a bitch!

M'gann: You do yoga?

Artemis: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not

Wally: I would like to invite you all to mine and Artemis wedding

Wally: If you could come,I would be eternally grateful.

Artemis: So.. when are you going to invite me to our wedding

Wally: My type?

Wally: People who are mean and have zero interest in me obviously.

Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops

Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone

Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?

M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?

Zatanna: That's a cross

M'gann: Across from where?

Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann

Artemis: If she were a spice she'd be flour

Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore

Aqualad: What?

Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?

Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!

Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?

Jade: No, he thinks we both suck