Artemis: Do You Think Dad Has A Favorite?

Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer

Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich

Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can

Wally West: you know how when you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates?

Wally West: well, my kids are going to be right about that

Artemis: I really like bad boys

Wally falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere

Artemis, grinning and blushing like a love struck idiot as he watches Wally flail around on the floor: And by bad boys I mean boys that are bad at everything

Robin: You know what I'm not feeling it anymore

Aqualad: What?

Robin: This plan, I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Robin: It's not even a good plan. Why did we even go with this shit?

Wally: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

Robin: WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME I'M LIKE 12, A LITERAL CHILD, WHO PUTS THEIR TRUST IN A KID?!

Zatanna: Pre-broth is an amazing stage, it's when you're most alert

Raquel: Good, 'cause someone needs to be alert tonight. This snake juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.

M'gann *drunk crying*: You don't even know ONE THING. I didn't even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and I didn't even do it ONCE.

Dick *drunk*: I'm like, an elephant, okay if I walk into a room, it's like, ok, he's, in there.

Kaldur *hammered*: baba-booey

Wally *drunk*: Turn this music down! 🎵Butts 'n boob 'n love 'n stuff 🎵

Wally:...

Wally: 🎵Macaroni salad~🎵

Artemis *drunk*: *Furiously speaking vietnamese*

Conner: *Dancing*

*Post Time skip*

Wally: I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

Wally: Idiot

Dick: Ur mom

Wally: No yours

Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.

Artemis: Hey, you don't want to mess with my sister.

Artemis: She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years

M'gann: As your best friend

Artemis: Zatanna is my best friend

M'gann:

M'gann: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND....

Artemis walking into the room looking slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Wally looking EXTREMELY DISHEVELED: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!