Zatanna: Pre-broth Is An Amazing Stage, It's When You're Most Alert

Connor: Dogs deserve to live forever

Wally: and humans don't?

Connor: Absolutely not

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Artemis: I really like bad boys

Wally falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere

Artemis, grinning and blushing like a love struck idiot as he watches Wally flail around on the floor: And by bad boys I mean boys that are bad at everything

Wally: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jade: what's up your ass this morning?

*Artemis walks by*

Artemis: Hey

Jade: Nevermind

*Wally spits out coffee*

*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*

Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.

Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer

Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich

Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can

Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart

Wally: it shows

Kaldur: Can someone please explain to me why there is a cow in the living room

M'gann: We ran out of milk so I panicked and bought cow

Artemis or Jade to Sportsmaster at one point: It's disgusting to be related to you

Dick: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not technically illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move.

Wally: I love it