Kaldur: Can someone please explain to me why there is a cow in the living room
M'gann: We ran out of milk so I panicked and bought cow
Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart
Wally: it shows
Artemis: Why are there so many different pasta they all taste the same
Wally: Who hurt you?
Artemis: You called me a whore and pushed me infront of a car
Sportsmaster: ARTEMIS I WAS IN A BAD MOOD
If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-
Dick: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a minor and could just drink all my problems away
Wally talking to Dick: Trust me. Relationships are nothing but pain and misery.
Artemis: *punches Wally*
Wally: what did I just say.
Zatanna: What'cha doing?
Wally: Standing on the side of the road.
Zatanna: Fun
Zatanna: Oh my gosh, you're never going to believe this, there is this guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you.
Zatanna: I'm about to hit him
Wally: huh?
*Zatanna hits Wally with her car*
Connor talking to Wolf: Good boy! You make me so proud.
Wally: Thanks!
Connor: I couldn't not been more clearly talking to the wolf.