Artemis: Why Are There So Many Different Pasta They All Taste The Same

Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart

Wally: it shows

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

*Robin pops out if no where*

Connor: where did he even come from?!

Wally: STOP BEING ONE WITH THE SHADOWS DANG IT!

Kaldur: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Kaldur: From the truck that hit Conner?

Wally: Well me starving ain't gonna help him.

Wally: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jade: what's up your ass this morning?

*Artemis walks by*

Artemis: Hey

Jade: Nevermind

*Wally spits out coffee*

Wally: I started dating someone, but I’m afraid of telling you who because I don’t think you’ll like who it is...

Roy: Just rip off the bandage!

Wally: It's Artemis-

Roy: Put the bandage back on!

Roy: Hey in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective.

Dick: What?

Roy: I got to go find her

Dick: oh hey oh oh hold on, are you serious?!

Dick: wait so 3% of the time they don't even work?! Huh! They should write that on box

Roy: evidently they do

Dick: What?! *pulls a strip of condoms to check*

Kaldur: I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues.

Kaldur: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Wally: Do you mean woke?

Kaldur: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically correct

Artemis: Bland, Boring, M'gann

Artemis: If she were a spice she'd be flour

M'gann: What's one word you would use to describe yourself

Wally: Stress inducing