Kaldur: You Bought A Taco?

Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*

Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*

Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE

Artemis: Do you think dad has a favorite?

Jade: No, he thinks we both suck

Zatanna Zatara: It's kinda cold.

Dick Grayson: Well here, take my jacket.

Zatanna Zatara: I love you.

Artemis Crock: I’m cold too.

Wally West: Well damn, Artemis, I can’t control the weather!

Wally: You removed my what?!

Jade: I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night

Jade: No No NO No No No

Jade: Why are you shaking and crying? And getting your tears all over my hardwood floors

Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?

Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.

Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.

Will: My baby is not a bitch!

Kaldur: Y'know what? This is the one thing I've learned tonight. I can't depend on anyone but myself.

Kaldur: I'm going to take care of myself. I'm going to bed

Roy: Go to bed?

Roy: What are you forty?

Kaldur: WE ARE THE SAME AGE!

M'gann: Uh-Kaldur should I be going to bed too?

Kaldur: I DON'T CARE!

M'gann: He said yes I think?

Artemis: I don't think he cares

Roy: I don't think he gives a shit what you do

*Artemis sitting in Wally's lap*

Wally: Pay attention to me

Artemis: We were just making out two seconds ago

Wally: I don't see your point

If Grandon doesn’t bring him back I swear to god-

Artemis or Jade to Sportsmaster at one point: It's disgusting to be related to you

Artemis: Sex is not dating

Wally: If it were, Artemis and I would be dating

Artemis:...

The Team:....