*Artemis Sitting In Wally's Lap*

Connor: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?

Wally: What up?

Dick: Who dis be?

Zatanna: No, he's imprisoned in Doctor Fate helmet, this is his daughter

*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*

Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.

Artemis or Jade to Sportsmaster at one point: It's disgusting to be related to you

Zatanna: Should I become a child psychologist? I mean I don't want kids to become as screwed up as me

Raquel: Maybe go to therapy and deal with your own problems first before you even try help others

kez my beloved

That whole scene in episode 2 was just a clown circus

M'gann: Everything is perfect, the world is amazing

Artemis: Weren't you just crying last night how much the world hates you?

M'gann: Shut it, we don't talk about dark times

Artemis: No I wouldn't call the cops

Zatanna: So you're saying if I murdered someone you still wouldn't tell anyone

Artemis: No but I'd hold it against you for the rest of your life. Like are you gonna do these dishes or... do I need to make a phone call?

Wally West [whispering]: You look pretty.

Artemis Crock: What did you say?

Wally West: I said you look shitty, good night Artemis!

Wally: Shoot Zatanna and I have been getting closer

Wally: The other day she gave me half her sandwich

Zatanna: I mistook him for a garbage can