Connor: What Do You Guys Say When You Answer The Phone?

Wally: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jade: what's up your ass this morning?

*Artemis walks by*

Artemis: Hey

Jade: Nevermind

*Wally spits out coffee*

Artemis: Sex is not dating

Wally: If it were, Artemis and I would be dating

Artemis:...

The Team:....

Artemis: I'm not a stone cold bitch, I'm a natural, beautiful presence.

Wally: I'm going to go take another crack at Ivo

Artemis: You've been in there like 5 times. What are you going to do, annoy him into talking?

Wally: Ha ha

LATER

Wally:*sturming guitar and screaming*

Wally: Idiot

Dick: Ur mom

Wally: No yours

Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.

Nightwing: I have a phobia of my own ass

Kaldur: Can someone please explain to me why there is a cow in the living room

M'gann: We ran out of milk so I panicked and bought cow

Zatanna: Should I become a child psychologist? I mean I don't want kids to become as screwed up as me

Raquel: Maybe go to therapy and deal with your own problems first before you even try help others

*During the Halloween episode s1*

Artemis: Wow Harm really hates us Zatanna

Zatanna: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic

Artemis:...

Artemis: But we're not gay Zatanna

Zatanna: We're not?!

Jade *talking about Lawrence*: Can we throw him out the window yet?

Artemis: I think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude